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my biggest flex is my masters degree. i’m smart but ALSO stupid.

[nazir afzal @nazirafzal]

Musk didn’t invent Tesla, he bought it
Musk didn’t invent SpaceX, he bought it
Musk didn’t invent Starlink, he bought it
Musk didn’t invent “X,” he bought it
Musk didn’t invent Trump, he bought him

[A L I @Cinerdella]

Cuz also… look at my new rig 🥹

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So what if I….. started streaming again?

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@AmericanDadLive That’s like when I used to post anonymously to those missed connections pages about myself to see who else got a crush on me 👀

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

At some point, this has to be illegal. Incitement to violence cannot continue to exist like this.

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@PoidaSmall I’m so angry. The flight isn’t even full and it’s an Airbus and so much bigger than the one we flew here on.

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Cmon @Delta…. Return trip and you tell me my dog can’t fit in her kennel?? You watched her stand and turn around multiple times - comfortably might I add - and still wanted to kick me off. We’re well within regulations and you almost stranded us. 😡

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@thequippster @kimpetras SLAY OMG

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@DJTILA who eats only one slice??

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@JToyts @AmericanDadLive I think it's also a control fetish. Everything is a fetish

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@AmericanDadLive shiiii they making bag tho

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@ClassyKatie I just moved to an area infested with them. Never had to deal with them before. It’s a nightmare 😭

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a doctor's office asked me to fill out a form and fax it to them. fax? FAX?!

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@jtrebach I did this as a kid once. Put blush on my cheeks and everyone thought I was flushed. I was too embarrassed to tell the truth so I just went with it. I got to go home 🤷‍♀️

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@ClassyKatie

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@JohannAffendy @lucyj_ford dont you look stupid

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@JohannAffendy @lucyj_ford

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@PicturesFoIder I don't

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@therealleanbeef hail beef