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[Cabbage Corp @CinnSoSmoked]

I’ve said multiple times it’s fun having thick thighs till the chaffing starts. Chaffing led to hyperpigmentation between my thighs and lord did I hate it. Thanks to @MakeupForWOC I was able to lighten them without breaking bank.

A thread.

[George M Johnson Garçon @IamGMJohnson]

So once people understand that Beloved is part of the horror genre, more specifically Black horror, and one of the greatest Black horrors ever told only then will understand Toni Morrison walked so Get Out and other Black horrors could fly.

[Amunet @VintageSitcoms]

I will NEVER not be traumatized by this damn movie “Beloved”.  I remember seeing it in the theater. it was packed. after the first 7 minutes, there was a handful of people left. by the end there were 5.

[ilya rozALLYov ☽ ☾ 💖💜💙 @nametags]

If a MILLENNIAL is requesting you jump on a call it is because your dumbass can’t comprehend the very basic information in the emails.

I do not know a single one of my millennial peers that WILLINGLY makes phone calls.

[Cabbage Corp @CinnSoSmoked]

One thing about Susie Greene? She’s going to curse Larry clean tf out 🤭

[Nicole ✨ @BombshellCole]

Did anybody else’s mama or grandma tell them they couldn’t wear red nail polish, underwear, or lipstick because it was for “ladies of the night?”

[Cabbage Corp @CinnSoSmoked]

I sweat in my sleep 😐

[Miss Teddy 🌸❤️ @Miss_Teddy0]

People who shower at night before sleep and shower the first thing in the morning, what's wrong with you?

[Blaxx🦇 @biggblaxxx]

when you’re down bad financially but no one believes u cuz you don’t give broke vibes

[Cabbage Corp @CinnSoSmoked]

This is how I felt in that terminator 4dx show at universal lmao.

[Weather Goddess⚡️⛈️ 👑 @Colombiana2691]

Please go to hell lmao, I would have died in the theater if this happened from a heart attack 😭😂🤣😂🤣😂💀💀💀

[Cabbage Corp @CinnSoSmoked]

Investing in the lactaid pills because I want to consume an ungodly amount of dairy this fall. My time has come.

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

every day costs $100.

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

The literacy crisis is hurting funny bitches the most on social media! We can’t make jokes cause nobody knows how to read! Everyone is so literal that when a funny bitch is being hyperbolic or sarcastic, here comes the non reading crowd. Like a girl can’t make jokes no more!

[Cabbage Corp @CinnSoSmoked]

Please look up the real Stanford Prison Experiment.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Netflix has announced a new reality series titled ‘THE NEW STANFORD PRISON EXPERIMENT’.

The series follows 30 participants who enter a real prison and are randomly assigned as guards or prisoners. They must see if they conform to the roles or if morality wins.

[Cabbage Corp @CinnSoSmoked]

After three months of being in water one of my propagations FINALLY sprouted the start of a root. It’s truly amazing lol.

[? 😮‍💨 @SoUnserious_]

America makes everything hard for no reason.

[🐱Brie @Brie__yonce]

Idk who is designing hotel bathrooms but the idea of having a rolling barn door that doesn’t shut all the way + an open shower with side walls but no door/curtain so water just goes everywhere….atrocious!

[Cabbage Corp @CinnSoSmoked]

She’s not wrong at all.

[dj morrow @boolymonfan]

Okay like is this is not strange behavior

[Chawanna @DrChaeEd]

One thing I’ve always believed is your family should get the best version of you. If you can be kind and emotionally-regulated at that job, your ass better be able to do it at home too.

I should never have to take the brunt of your worst. That is NOT love.

[WESTINDIMADE @westindimade]

A white American man hired Latino immigrants to build a expensive wood fence around his entire yard. Once they finished, he called ICE on them — hoping to get them deported so he wouldn't have to pay.

The thing was: they were legal. So they came back and ripped out every single fence panel, right in front of him.

Karma really said "not today." 🔨

[Cabbage Corp @CinnSoSmoked]

I breathe some much easier when my target shopper is a woman.

[Benjy 💸 @bluebenjys]

This what I mean when I say 👀