Mauricio Alejandro

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[Mauricio Alejandro @Cios_qualms]

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Trade the right way. If you can’t beat the Jeets, beat em with new tech. #jeetbot

[Mauricio Alejandro @Cios_qualms]

@ponzisaur Any idea when itll get listed? Do they have socials?

[Mauricio Alejandro @Cios_qualms]

Hitting my exercise goals for the day while scarfing down a torta >> #FitnessMotivation

[Mauricio Alejandro @Cios_qualms]

@username_235

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

Quantum Physics.

[Mauricio Alejandro @Cios_qualms]

Final fistbump with my last lab partner EVER. 🥺 #CadeMVP #Physicskills

[Mauricio Alejandro @Cios_qualms]

@RepAshleyHinson If only there was an alternative energy infrastructure being created to funnel high paying jobs and clean energy into our country. Oh wait, that was the GND.

[Mike Figueredo @HumanistReport]

A tale of two Americas:

[Jesse D Lifson @DoYouEvenLif]

I wake up every morning thinking Katie Porter snd Stacey Abrams could just fix so many things so quickly.

[Ethical American @AmericanEthical]

I owe my Trump-supporting friends an apology.  I’ve been critical of the Trump presidency these last four years, and am still exhausted from the experience. But to be fair, President Trump wasn’t that bad, other than

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Donald Trump: "Stand Back, and Stand By. I need you to do us a favor. Nice people on both sides. Mexico will pay for the wall. HAMBURDERS, COVFEFE!"

Republicans: "..."

Kamala Harris: "Enjoy The Long Weekend."

Republicans: "WTF does THAT MEAN!?!?"

[Jay Black @jayblackisfunny]

The year is 2179.

The third Water War has ended and the planet has begun to recover.

The Mars consortium has signed a deal with the Atlantic Platform colonies to provide technology in return for plankton.

And, in Arizona, the recount of the 2020 election continues...

[Rep. Don Beyer @RepDonBeyer]

As far as I know most investigations of criminal activities focus on things that occurred in the past

[Mauricio Alejandro @Cios_qualms]

@_em_smith 👸🏻🔪

[Mauricio Alejandro @Cios_qualms]

@Haidyn_Rain_ @viciouslysyd @M_Spencer98 @0isthenumber @bethbourdon @MKULTRAMILF Hes about to try this at the nearest applebees.
#tipyourserverorstayhome

[Mauricio Alejandro @Cios_qualms]

@M_Spencer98 @Haidyn_Rain_ @viciouslysyd @0isthenumber @bethbourdon @MKULTRAMILF You’ll make a great conservative in a few years. You had me thinking you were batshit in 3 tweets.

[Hugo Lowell @hugolowell]

Senate Dem Elizabeth Warren plans to introduce legislation during this congressional session that would bar members of Congress and other top government officials from trading stocks: “It is a no-brainer.”

[Mauricio Alejandro @Cios_qualms]

@elonmusk do us a favor and throw your IPhone in the ocean. Let the market breathe.

[Mauricio Alejandro @Cios_qualms]

I wouldve been on the road to @EDC_LasVegas today.