Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™

Former Army Officer. Future physician. Politics. Movie Reviews. Memes. I’ll call out anyone.

[Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™ @CipherCommand]

@elonmusk “putting ‘Ph.D.’ in your name is pompous” coming from a man who forces everyone on earth to call him a self-made genius while publicly misunderstanding basic engineering, history, labor economics, and moderation policy every other week is peak irony. Scientists spend a decade earning those letters. You spent $44 billion turning a website into a daily midlife crisis and outlet for you to goon to AI anime girls. Loser. Pathetic brain rotted fuck.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@iScienceLuvr Putting “Ph.D.” in your social media name is a sure sign of a pompous retard

[Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™ @CipherCommand]

Death is one of the reasons we choose to find meaning in life.

[Carl Benjamin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Sargon_of_Akkad]

People you love die.

[Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™ @CipherCommand]

@TheKinoGrove @TheQuartering He probably didn’t even read it. This is just more WWE style fake outrage posting.

[Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™ @CipherCommand]

And @FoxNews/@JesseBWatters is melting down over this. What a bunch of pussies. Remember when they called liberals snowflakes? I do.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hunter Biden on Trump: “I would tell him to go fuck his fucking self. And please leave. This man has tried to torture me for fucking ten years. The shit that he says about my dad. His obsession with tormenting my dad. Hanging a picture of an autopen on the colonnade. Demeaning him and all the things he said about him. What the fuck kind of man would I be if I didn’t tell him to go fuck himself?”

[Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™ @CipherCommand]

The guys she tells you not to worry about. MAGA wives are rabid for the dark woke bigalows

[WhickTV - Bane of Christian Nationalists @WhickTv]

Magas worst nightmare

[Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™ @CipherCommand]

@cenkuygur calling yourself the Rebel Alliance is a bit much. That analogy only works if you’ve already decided your side is unquestionably the heroes and everyone else is the Empire. We both know that’s not true and I can cite numerous examples why. Politics is a lot messier than Star Wars, and framing it that way tends to create more heat than light. You’re not the hero here. You’re just making discourse messier and more emotionally charged.

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

The rebel alliance is forming.

[WhickTV - Bane of Christian Nationalists @WhickTv]

@cenkuygur This isn't star wars bro.

You ain't the plucky heroes.

You're feeding the rot eroding trust in our institutions and we're all suffering for it.

[Un Cinéfago Cualquiera 🇪🇦 🎞 🎬 🎮 @UnCinefago]

"House" (1977).

[Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™ @CipherCommand]

@HorrorHammer1 Should have used AI bruh. Ass special effects. (and now I wait)

[Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™ @CipherCommand]

Yeah we do idiot. Check the community note @TheProjectUnity

[Jay Anderson @TheProjectUnity]

REMINDER:

We still don't have a real answer for why Hunter Biden has the Finger Lakes tattooed onto his back...

[Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™ @CipherCommand]

It always makes me cringe when I see a coworker flirt with the office hoes. Like buddy, I shook your wife’s hand at the Christmas party and you’re waving your pickle around in front of Suzie from accounting. Gag.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

me watching married people at work flirt with their coworkers

[Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™ @CipherCommand]

@symwhin @Tectone True. I doubt he reads much of anything

[Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™ @CipherCommand]

@Tectone standing with ICE is kind of funny in hindsight. He’s publicly criticized others over misconduct allegations, yet he himself is subject to a court-issued protective order that, under federal law, bars him from possessing firearms while it’s in effect. The irony is quite delicious.

[TECTONE 🇺🇸 @Tectone]

I stand with ICE.

[Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™ @CipherCommand]

@sillierdeadite Yeah. This is a solid lineup. But you missed this queen

[Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™ @CipherCommand]

And this is why rape occurs. @DonnyApocalypse delete your account. This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve seen all day and my timeline feeds me @jakeshieldsajj 10 IQ takes.

[Donny Apocalypse @DonnyApocalypse]

@notsoErudite @Riley_Gaines_ I don’t know how drunkenness could make consent not possible.

[Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™ @CipherCommand]

@notsoErudite educating the masses.

[notsoErudite @notsoErudite]

@Riley_Gaines_ Because he is acknowledging that sexual abuse doesn’t just mean pinning someone down and forcefully penetrating. It includes behaviour like coercion, drunkness making consent not possible, etc

This is a good thing. Actually. Nice try tho.

[notsoErudite @notsoErudite]

@Riley_Gaines_ Because he is acknowledging that sexual abuse doesn’t just mean pinning someone down and forcefully penetrating. It includes behaviour like coercion, drunkness making consent not possible, etc

This is a good thing. Actually. Nice try tho.

[Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™ @CipherCommand]

@TheKinoGrove @TheQuartering This isn’t why I’m not an asshole to people lol. I don’t want my haters extensively documenting my self nuking. I realize people will do it anyway but Jeremy has always been a POS so I can see why people are going in on him. Be kind. Golden rule and whatnot.

[Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™ @CipherCommand]

Holy shit skin walkers are real #shrimpleas 🦐

[Destiny | Steven Bonnell II @TheOmniLiberal]

HE CANNOT SERIOUSLY COPY EVERY SINGLE THING I SAY LMAOOOO IT'S ACTUALLY SO SHAMELESS

[YagermeisterTV @Thiccrespect]

@prisannie This is the worst attempt at rage bait I've ever seen, retard.

[Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™ @CipherCommand]

Nah. I found my 2027 cut. #evildead

[simon 🦕🛸 @dinogummysaur]

is he incapable of willingly having a good hairstyle