Bill Cipher

"Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, byeeeee!"

(Parody of Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls, NOT AFFILIATED!)

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"Parody Twitter, it is good to be back!"

#parodytwt

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@Tuned_Martian Then I hope it happens again!

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@B4DW4R3PLUSH How's it feel being in that competition?

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I'm bored and wanna know some things about you that I haven't figured out myself yet!

Reply and I'll ask ya some questions!

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@RedAmonger Well the fat skeleton's quite amusing.
There's also that fat penguin with hammer.
And I can't forget the rabbit monkey.

I'd say those are my top 3!

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I hope one of them explode, that'd be pretty funny.

[Susie and Golf Ball @InventerBuster]

#BattleForRedsParty
* New Challenge!
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@BAUMafioso I'm here because I can be.

Also there's no way that actually worked.

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@C0ntr4cT33 @CuteAlic // YES FINALLY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THE VALENTINE CARDS

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@C0ntr4cT33 Maybe in a different universe it didn't. But in this one it surely did.

Ya got feelings for him, you can't tell ME otherwise.

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@C0ntr4cT33 Oh really?

What about the time with the challenge where he made you blush without really trying?
I'd say that's enough proof already.

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@C0ntr4cT33 Don't play dumb with me, mafia boy.

You make it WAY too obvious, even a baby could tell.

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@C0ntr4cT33 Ah, the mafia guy!

So tell me, what's going on with you and your boss. I can tell there's something going on, at least on one side.

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@MarcIsChecking Hey, I'm not forcing you bud.
I'm just making good suggestions.
Buuut, if you do end up accepting my offer, then let me know.

Until then, I'll be watching you!

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@MarcIsChecking How about I take you out to a little spree of some sorts some time.

I know you better than yourself, so I know the perfect places!

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@MarcIsChecking Deep down you know that you loved spreading chaos, and you'd do it again if you didn't have some woman who put a leash on you.

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@OV3RH34T10N I would

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@0n0vii I think I've heard enough.
I'll leave you alone for now, you might become useful sometime in the future.

But until then, I'll be watching you!

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@MarcIsChecking Ugh, 'love' always ruins the fun.

Gotta tell you, all the timelines where you didn't meet this 'party pooper' ended up making you SO MUCH better.

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@0n0vii "Eye" didn't see that one coming!

And I actually know a lot about hard work.
Could you ever imagine spending EONS trying to trick people into making a portal for you to become real?
Well, you wouldn't be able to plan that far since you're probably gonna die in seventy years.

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Boy am I curious to see what horrible things you can come up with!

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@0n0vii And you really think you did it because you were actually good?

C'mon kiddo, they only felt bad for you and didn't feel like making a kid cry that day.