TheCrypticCommentary

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[TheCrypticCommentary @CipheredCitizen]

Microstrategy and others alike will be the catalyst to launch $BTC into a very dark bear market

Saylor is Bernie Madoff 2.0

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Consistent with the simulation hypothesis.

Like a video game, objects are randomly generated, with positional certainty only when observed.

[TheCrypticCommentary @CipheredCitizen]

@UnderdogDrafts 1037

[TheCrypticCommentary @CipheredCitizen]

@UnderdogDrafts Germie Bernard

[Underdog Drafts @UnderdogDrafts]

The NFL Draft is Thursday 🏈

Last chance to get in some drafts before another Hot Best Ball Summer☀️

Draft a $3(20-max) Little Board for your shot at $500k in Prizes and $100k to 1st Place!

To Celebrate we are going to give away 5 entries into BBM7!

To Enter..
1⃣ Like and Repost this
2⃣ Reply with your favorite rookie to draft in 2026
3⃣ Must be following @UnderdogDrafts

[JP Sears @AwakenWithJP]

I think Trump may have been right about "Low IQ Alex Jones." Find out the shocking truth here.
@RealAlexJones

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Damn

[TheCrypticCommentary @CipheredCitizen]

@UnderdogDrafts @taketheunderzet Priest Holmes

[Underdog Drafts @UnderdogDrafts]

The UDFA is LIVE🏈

$2 to Enter (50 Max)
$50k in Prizes
$10k to 1st Place

We are giving away a max entry to this contest!

To enter...
1⃣ Repost this tweet
2⃣ Must be following @UnderdogDrafts
3⃣ Reply with your favorite UDFA in NFL history

[𝙉𝙖𝙩𝙚 @Hamilton_DPOY]

Welcome to Baltimore @CrosbyMaxx

[TheCrypticCommentary @CipheredCitizen]

@Underdog @UnderdogNFL #UnderdogUnwrapped

[Underdog @Underdog]

🚨 BONUS CASH GIVEAWAY 🚨

We're adding $500 to the pot for every listed player that hits an incentive in Week 18 💰

To enter...
1⃣ Repost this
2⃣ Reply #UnderdogUnwrapped
3⃣ Follow us @Underdog
4⃣ Follow @UnderdogNFL

[Richard Johnson @RichJohnsonNFL]

Cris Collinsworth texted me and said he can’t believe what he’s seeing. They have been living together since the injury.

[TheCrypticCommentary @CipheredCitizen]

@SleeperNFL Rams

[Kurt Benkert @KurtBenkert]

If Jameis Winston throws and INT this Sunday, I will give away a Legends Football to someone that likes and retweets this.

May the odds be in your favor.

[Underdog @Underdog]

💰 $5,000 BONUS CASH GIVEAWAY 💰

Let's hope Mike Vrabel keeps feeding the hot hand...

+$1,000 if TreVeyon Henderson starts
+$1,000 if TreVeyon gets the first RB touch
+$3,000 if TreVeyon totals 102+ yards

To enter:
1⃣ Repost this
2⃣ Follow us @Underdog
3⃣ Follow @UnderdogNFL

[TheCrypticCommentary @CipheredCitizen]

@Brparadox 27,199

[Slam Sniff @GordonSkramzay]

You look like Whoville’s drug dealer

[Underdog @Underdog]

🚨 BONUS CREDIT GIVEAWAY 🚨

Aaron Rodgers plays the Packers for the first time in his career this Sunday.

We're sending someone $1,000 for every TD he totals against his former team 💰

To enter...
1⃣ Repost this
2⃣ Follow us @Underdog
3⃣ Follow @UnderdogNFL

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

Conservatives say that guns are for sport, hunting, and self defense because that’s what they use them for.

Liberals say that guns are for killing people because that’s what they use them for.