Michael Cipriano

Chicago

[CHGO White Sox @CHGO_WhiteSox]

This is the greatest quote ever from Sam Antonacci

“[Baseball] is a team sport. If you’re mad about giving up 2-runs in the 9th, take your ass to go play tennis.”

[MLB @MLB]

Sam Antonacci is the walk-off hero and the @WhiteSox are tied for first place!

[Michael Cipriano @CiprianoMichael]

I flew in a helicopter one (1) time. Was sober as a judge. Looking back at it what a fucking lunatic move. Helicopter was made out of PVC pipe and scotch tape and the pilot was a 23 year old German guy that had like 3 other jobs. Flew over Lake Michigan and I can’t even swim jfc

[MLB @MLB]

Please say hello to your 1st place @WhiteSox 😏

[Michael Cipriano @CiprianoMichael]

Len on tv would be pure utopia

[Zach (ザック) @zachsox]

Another walk off home run, another masterful call by the one and only Len Kasper

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

BRADEN MONTGOMERY
WALK-OFF HOME RUN
WHAT A DEBUT

[Michael Cipriano @CiprianoMichael]

For what it’s worth the same people complaining about Hammond for the bears, had ZERO problem going to horseshoe casino

[Michael Cipriano @CiprianoMichael]

@lucasmuseum Would be here everyday if it was in Chicago

[Michael Cipriano @CiprianoMichael]

Mike from breakfast club gotta be top 3 snakes in movie history. Guy goes to high school in California and has a douchebag NY accent and then snakes his so called friend Rat. What a tool bag.

[Michael Cipriano @CiprianoMichael]

@SportsCenter @MLB Damn even espn official is tweeting about the Sox what is this alternate reality

[Michael Cipriano @CiprianoMichael]

Been on “vacation” for 6 days. 5 days to go. Haven’t even left the zip code. How pathetic. Could get used to sitting on the couch and watching baseball tho. I see why everyone like working from home now.

[Michael Cipriano @CiprianoMichael]

Sox win. .500. What a sight. I’m basking in the glory of this win for the foreseeable future.

[Michael Cipriano @CiprianoMichael]

.@Todd_Zeile hey guy, “white Sox on the schedule is good for lowering the ERA”? Sox BEAT the nationals in the first game, nationals beat the Sox in EXTRAS twice, once by 1 run. Clown take. Sox would mop the floor with this sorry Mets team in current form

[Michael Cipriano @CiprianoMichael]

Is every baseball broadcast going to have former players in the booth now? Sunday night baseball with Kluber and A Jones and CC on the sidelines. Beyond boring

[Michael Cipriano @CiprianoMichael]

Julio Rodriguez swung at ball 3 and ball 4 in that at bat lol wtf

[Michael Cipriano @CiprianoMichael]

Nice 311 system you got there @ChicagoOEMC over 4 minutes at 6 am still never got an operator. Must have been a busy morning

[Michael Cipriano @CiprianoMichael]

We can’t lose in the reinsdorf bulls jersey this is unbelievable

[Michael Cipriano @CiprianoMichael]

White Sox have a clear path to World Series thru the wild card what a time to be alive

[Chicago Police @Chicago_Police]

Police Officer Krystal Rivera #19020
End of Watch: June 5, 2025

The Chicago Police Department grieves the heartbreaking loss of Officer Rivera, a courageous and compassionate officer who devoted her career to helping others and protecting our city.

We will #NeverForget.

[Michael Cipriano @CiprianoMichael]

Took 47 minutes from central to Taylor on the Kennedy at 10:27 am (some of you can visualize this. Others will need a map). I’d rather we all just suffer thru the howitzer size potholes on every bridge than deal with this shit until thanksgiving.