CircusticBae.

Sarcastic Enough To Justify My Username.
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Humka Phollow Karlo.

[CircusticBae. @CircusticBae]

*Literally Relatable*

Me: Papa 100 Rs. Do zara

Papa: Kya karega 100 Rs. Ka

Me: voh aage gali mein ek plot pasand agaya hai bas vahi khareed lunga..

*Us raat apun 2 baje tak pitta.. patte se*

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Me: Bhai ek ladki se pyar karta hoon lekin uske gharwale nahi maan rahe.

Friend who has never dated a girl and is single Af:

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No one:
Literally no one:
Mom to me in winter:

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Me at the age of 25: Ask for pocket money

Dad:

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*Went to Buy Lamborghini with Mom*

SE: this car's top speed is 349 Kmph!
Me: Woah that's lit!
SE: you can own it for Rs.4.8 Cr only.
Mom: kuch bhi haa, ye toh 2 seater hai humari WagonR toh 5 seat ki 5 lakh mein aajati hai
SE: But this is-
Mom: 6 lakh dungi ab dekhlo bhaisahab

[CircusticBae. @CircusticBae]

Nobody:

Literally no one:

Dads During Suhoor:
Drink more water.
Eat this, eat that, eat everything.
You are not at all eating.
Eat fast there's no time left..
Eat slow there's plenty of time..
EAT! EAT! EAT!
FINISH IT!
KILL THE FOOD!

Me:

[CircusticBae. @CircusticBae]

Somehow, I forget how to walk when i feel people are staring at me.

[CircusticBae. @CircusticBae]

@BrahmaandKiMaa
@Bitchydidi05
@_Bubblish
@law_of_sarcasm
@naadan_chhori

[CircusticBae. @CircusticBae]

Some Men Out There Who Treats Their/Other Women Like a Thrash the whole Year and still thinks wishing her on Women's Day will make him more of A Man. NO.

The Goal is not to be "A Man".
That you already are.
It is to be "A Good Man"

Know the Difference.

#InternationalWomensDay

[CircusticBae. @CircusticBae]

*Dank Doctor*

*In Hospital*

Kid: Doctor you are so good i want to meet you once i get out from here.

Doctor: Yo I don't like to go to graveyards.

[CircusticBae. @CircusticBae]

@WaatLagiPadiHai
@__shan10u
@law_of_sarcasm
@beerwithyabawa

[CircusticBae. @CircusticBae]

*Garals These days*

Me: Aur kaisi hai?

She: Talk in English, man.

Me: So how are you?

She: Badhiya hu..

Me:

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So i downloaded a Russian movie with subtitles..

Here what it looks like..

At least i know the emotion of the sentence. ;_;

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*How awkward i am in person*

Waiter: Here, Enjoy your food

Me: Thanks, you too

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Tera Byte jaisa koi Hard drive ich Nahi hai

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@Love_or__Lust @_Bubblish Waah bhosdike.
Khud randapa karo toh bhai swag hai cool lagta hai.

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Mom: Kya hua aj ghar jaldi agaya

Me: Haan voh aj-

Mom: *Goes to her bedroom*

Me: ;_;

*You all pissed as your girl ignores you ..my mom ignores me, What should i do?*

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*Dank Doctor*

Man: i know i am Dying but please be creative with your Sentence..

Doctor: Okay, so you believe in god?

Man: yes

Doctor: Go meet him

Man: What if I had said no

Doctor: You'll still meet him but this time you'll be surprised.

Man: Sweet.

[CircusticBae. @CircusticBae]

If i say i am going to stop drinking Bournvita now

Is it too early to stop?
Or too late to stop?

I am 21.