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[kate @CirocObamaaa]

I'm not so much lost in the sauce as I am wandering in the sauce

[kate @CirocObamaaa]

nonchalance implies the existence of chalance

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

the original SSRI

[megan @chismosavirus]

sleeping from scratch tonight (not drunk, no edibles, no melatonin)

[charlie @chunkbardey]

hate when ur life sucks so much u have to start appreciating simple pleasures fmlll

[Sandy Nurse @SandyforCouncil]

You know, it’s not just about rape and incest. Some of us just never aspired to raise children, and that is just as good a reason.

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Mother in law asked if I had any wine glasses. yeah I keep them next to my bars of gold and first edition shakespeares. Get real

[kate @CirocObamaaa]

@balloonfiesta So are they going up or naw??

[kate @CirocObamaaa]

Fuck a hot girl summer, I’m having a hot girl fall

[Queso @djbitchtits]

I am on the verge of getting a treat from the gas station

[Ned Hardy @sargentned]

The culture is about to turn on Trader Joe’s.. I can feel it in my bones

[Road Dog Karl @HammerFist3]

I hope everyone has a pleasant autumnal equinox today

[kate @CirocObamaaa]

@eggcelentgirl This exact thing is happening to me rn why are we so connected

[kate @CirocObamaaa]

If your ex uses cute pics you took of them on their dating profile, you should be entitled to compensation. Or at least photo creds

[kate @CirocObamaaa]

@HammerFist3 but why not simply Cardi Bug

[Sara Hennessey @sara_hennessey]

*Using grocery store intercom* What’s everyone getting and what r u up to after this