Cirque du CI

Continuous theatre for your entertainment workflows! Not affiliated with @circleci or @cirque. Header img by Isabelle Puaut It/They.

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[status] One of our performers fell off the trapeze, which has impacted workflows. The broken performer has been replaced, and we're steadily improving trapeze traversal latency. Sorry for any inconvenience.

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The day-long outage has now been resolved. To commemorate this occasion, we will be offering a limited-edition #NFT of our "Continuous Investigation" twitter thread to the first 10 retweets!

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Circle "Continuously Investigating". Never lose your curiosity, folks. It makes life magical!

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Even in failure, we are all about CONTINUITY!

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[status] Identified: We are continuing to investigate the issue. https://t.co/kuPAX3eJJr

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[status] Something is up. It's not an aerial maneuver, and it's not good. But you know how we like to keep you in suspense...

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[status] We are currently seeing wait times of up to 400 nanocenturies as a result of maintenance on our image metadata database. Incidentally, did you know this is correctly pronounced "ih-MAH-gay meh-TAH-dah-tah dah-tah-bah-SAY"? Now you know. Hakuna matata.

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[status] Crews have been tirelessly working to address the workflow delays, but now it's, like, Friday. And happy hour.

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[status] Clown #3 spooked an elephant, who then stepped on the load-balancer, throwing our queues out of whack. Teams are assessing the damage but we expect 10 minute job delays until after intermission. Please enjoy some free popcorn as a concession.

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[status] Investigating why concession stand queue lengths are growing, now. Possibly popcorn-related. Next update in NaN minutes.