Cirsova Summer Special #3 out 7/29

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[Cirsova Summer Special #3 out 7/29 @cirsova]

Wild Stars launches this wednesday - https://t.co/gmIoZpd2Xf

Summer issue is out now - https://t.co/khU3uruITJ

Taking ads for the final issue - https://t.co/n4v000cB3l

[Kung Fu Man @KungFuMan316]

>Complains in another vid nobody wants to be her friend from work, Japan is lonely
>Here, guy hands her a note to be her friend when she's chilling at a konbini
>Freaks out
>Argues only certain place are for socializing

Ma'am, you may be creating your own problem

[Cirsova Summer Special #3 out 7/29 @cirsova]

She's cute but her rights must be denied

[Heidi (comms closed) @heytherenrds]

huguenot girl

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

It was racist to bring this up until someone named kelefa brought it up in the New Yorker. This demonstrates the level of moral clarity your avg lefty has when discussing issues.

[Cirsova Summer Special #3 out 7/29 @cirsova]

a few months back the lead singer of my band ordered several pizzas from papa johns for her birthday party and the two stoned black guy who showed up had obviously stolen two of them "this all they gave us"

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Let's hear your theories... I think he nailed it.

[Cirsova Summer Special #3 out 7/29 @cirsova]

@Gingerblast "- Being a foid"
It was Bdubs, wasn't it?

[Cirsova Summer Special #3 out 7/29 @cirsova]

Think I'll manage to scrounge enough carats for the last 9 pulls I need to make to pity another Light Hello, but I REALLY wish I'd pulled more than two naturally across 400 pulls [I pulled something like 8 Agnes Tachyons]

[Cirsova Summer Special #3 out 7/29 @cirsova]

@0ldSch00l13 I agreed to it because it seemed like what would help get her out of my house and on her feet the quickest.

[Cirsova Summer Special #3 out 7/29 @cirsova]

wow, my ex decided to triple down on everything, go scorpion & frog, 'not actually sorry for anything.' like what the fuck were we doing these last 7 months of "staying friends" with her "hoping we still had a future" if she never had a change of heart?
at least it's finally over

[Cirsova Summer Special #3 out 7/29 @cirsova]

We've had several ads come in, which has helped lighten the burden, but we can still take more ads [and the burden is still heavy!]

Thank you for your support!

[Cirsova Summer Special #3 out 7/29 @cirsova]

Like, no joke... if I were a "Please donate to my gofundme" type person, I would be begging "Please donate to my gofundme."

I've got nearly $2k on credit cards [mostly the cirsova card] and won't have money in the bank until the 15th, and that'll be all gone [my debt won't be].

[Cirsova Summer Special #3 out 7/29 @cirsova]

"I may be a gay race communist who voted for Obama twice, but the pro-Sharia Democratic Socialists are just a bit too far for me!" - Average newly-minted GOP

[Cirsova Summer Special #3 out 7/29 @cirsova]

Also, something one of the drivetime guys pointed out was that as the longtime Democrats abandon their party because the insane Obama-era progs who drove out the Blue Dogs are now the rightwing fringe of today's Dem Party, the GOP gets pushed further left merely by Dem attrition.

[EducatëdHillbilly™ @RobProvince]

People said establishment Republicans were just light democrats. Now almost every establishment Republican is now working for a woke left wing blog or working to elect democrats.

[Cirsova Summer Special #3 out 7/29 @cirsova]

@AlysssaHazel @DamndestBastard Only time we ran a block chain was on a sock puppet gimmick account that was specifically setup to harass one of our friends, and we posted multiple advanced notices warning people.

[Cirsova Summer Special #3 out 7/29 @cirsova]

@DeclanFinnBooks "You did all of these bad things a long time ago in the past."

Yes, and having to tell the little man in the box when I do or think bad things has significantly curtailed my desire to do or think bad things.

[Cirsova Summer Special #3 out 7/29 @cirsova]

The fact that my ex said that if I'd “gone to ANY other church [but the Catholic Church] [reconciling would] be on the table,” makes me think that I made the correct choice.

[Cirsova Summer Special #3 out 7/29 @cirsova]

I hate it when there are too many tie-breaking votes needing to be cast in the Senate for the Vice President to have time for his chickens.

[CornBreadConsumer @consumer_crnbrd]

@lukerosiak All sides are being ridiculous. The VP doesn’t have time to raise chickens and pick fight with the various zoning authorities. He should be serving the public interest and so should the authorities.

[Cirsova Summer Special #3 out 7/29 @cirsova]

Wild Stars launches this wednesday - https://t.co/gmIoZpd2Xf

Summer issue is out now - https://t.co/khU3uruITJ

Taking ads for the final issue - https://t.co/n4v000cB3l

[Cirsova Summer Special #3 out 7/29 @cirsova]

@JosephLKellogg He's lending them his Newtype energy

[Cirsova Summer Special #3 out 7/29 @cirsova]

They understand what it is they're protecting

[Jeffrey J. Hall 🇯🇵🇺🇸 @mrjeffu]

Someone who can't read Japanese might mistake this for an ad for a happy slice-of-life anime.
It's actually the front cover of the Japanese Ministry of Defense's 2026 White Paper, which explains the country's defense policies.

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

“Hey, here’s one I’ve been cooking up for a while - ‘Bread and Circuses’”

“Fuck. Don’t do it Juvenal, don’t publish that satire - you’ll set Rome on an inexorable path to destruction”

“Heh. Afraid of a little light ribbing? Pathetic”

“Please. You know that isn’t true, you are directly attacking the foundations of our civilisation. We are barely holding together, we can’t survive your witticisms”

[Kirsche 🥥 🧁 @KirscheVerstahl]

news headline you'd hear about the villain in a superhero movie

[Cirsova Summer Special #3 out 7/29 @cirsova]

@awanderingjohn @durka1011 She was an extreme atheist up to the moment I said "no takebacksies" to her "I think I should leave."

Her newfound God is one who doesn't think she did anything wrong.

[Cirsova Summer Special #3 out 7/29 @cirsova]

@Joominmames @8_BIT_INJUN the girl is literally a professional occultist; I hit puberty when October Rust dropped and it ruined me and my taste in women forever

https://t.co/vIQCZSr06f

[Cirsova Summer Special #3 out 7/29 @cirsova]

apparently my type is "tasteful mid"

[Spencer Greenberg 🔍 @SpencrGreenberg]

Is your taste in people basic or one-of-a-kind? How picky are you compared to others? Please participate in our study on attraction by rating faces and get a custom (optional) report at the end with your 'type' and metrics about your attraction! Link below 🔽 Thanks!