Lisa Williams

[Lisa Williams @CisaNut]

Is there a non-Victorian option for the commentary team? @7AFL #AFLPowerHawks

[Lisa Williams @CisaNut]

When the umpires can help you but the footy gods won’t #AFLEaglesDees

[Lisa Williams @CisaNut]

Surely it would just be easier to give North a premiership at this point #AFLDraft

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The pop in the crowd for Simmo every time he appears on the big screen is epic #AFLEaglesCrows

[Lisa Williams @CisaNut]

Trash journos will be breathing a sigh of relief that they’ll only have to make minor changes to their article about who to sack next - Simmo to Bevo, WC to WB #AFLDogsEagles

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So, the Lions are crap in victory and Collingwood are galant in defeat, based on the fact that it’s played in Brisbane? Cheers for that insight @7AFL #AFLLionsPies

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If Luke Hodge said the sky was blue, BT would argue that it was purple. So antagonistic #AFLLionsTigers

[Lisa Williams @CisaNut]

Is there a better smell in the world than butter, sugar and lemon? I’ll wait.

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This is top tier shit umpiring #AFLEaglesBlues

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Is there anything more stupid than a commentator saying “And they just refuse to go away” or similar? I’d suggest that the members of a professional sports team are actually being paid to not give up mid term #AFLDogsSuns

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North will take the points but shouldn’t take much confidence from a win like this. Shoulda been a percentage booster but they could barely manage to fight their way out of a paper bag #AFLNorthEagles

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Nice to see the umpires have really tightened up on holding the ball 🙄#AFLNorthEagles

[Lisa Williams @CisaNut]

Lots of pitch forks and finger wagging from the @FOXFOOTY crew last night about Bevo but it’s crickets when it comes to #TomMorris. Quick to point out when a coach is over the top but silent when a colleague is below the belt.

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Having a cry about how tough they’ve had it - give it a wash, Moses. You’re about to take on a team who’s only played one game at home. You’re no orphan #BBL11

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Rory Burns lines up like he’s about to start the Single Ladies choreo #ashes

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The spirit of Christmas? Watching the parcel you paid the @auspost $20 express shipping charge for sit “In Transit” since the 13th of December suddenly pop up at Brisbane airport. When you live in regional WA

[Lisa Williams @CisaNut]

Have been sitting in emergency for almost 2 hours with no indication of when we’ll be seen. Sign on the wall says “Let the nurse know if you feel worse”. If my 8 month old could communicate the level of pain that accompanies his high temp, I wouldn’t be here.

[Lisa Williams @CisaNut]

There’s nothing quite like a passport photo to make you feel like you’ve been unknowingly walking around looking like Jabba the Hutts undead, slightly startled second cousin.

[Lisa Williams @CisaNut]

@F1 @ValtteriBottas @danielricciardo @palkology 😂 😂

[Lisa Williams @CisaNut]

Port supporters crossing everything for extra time 🤞🏻#AFLLionsDogs