Cishet Ribbit

I've come back from the dead to rant about stuff.

Christian conservative. American patriot. Jewish heritage. Male & proud of it.

[Cishet Ribbit @CishetRibbit]

Well, I exist now.

Thanks for showing up. This is my account for my hot takes. Jesus loves you BTW.

Few things about me:
>even though Ribbit's a girl, I am not
>Christian since birth
>People are people. Period. They deserve respect

Hope to have fun out here. Thanks :]

[Cishet Ribbit @CishetRibbit]

Obviously not "What I've Done" since that wouldn't fit the tone, but a song with a similar message.

Plus it would be one less piece of proof in this endless rat race of trans Jax discourse. Both sides get to be happy, and the world is a better place. Boom.

[Cishet Ribbit @CishetRibbit]

I still think it's hilarious that they chose "Isn't She Lovely" as a song for Jax.

He's spent almost the entire show being a jerk to everyone. The song shouldn't be about how wonderful he is when he's done some messed-up stuff. IMO it should've been a song like "What I've Done."

[Cishet Ribbit @CishetRibbit]

And yes, I get that Gooseworx said that it's supposed to be about "a newborn baby girl," and trans Jax significance yadda yadda. It fits to a certain degree...

...but a song that says "I've changed now, I can be better" would have just hit home that Jax is a changed person.

[Cishet Ribbit @CishetRibbit]

OKAY GOOD THE EMBED WORKED. Scared me for a second.

Also blah blah don't actually bomb Reddit HQ. Terrorism sucks too.

[Cishet Ribbit @CishetRibbit]

"Communism is a mortal threat to American Liberty"

[CBS News @CBSNews]

President Trump called communism "a mortal threat to American liberty" while speaking at Mount Rushmore on Friday, saying "there is now a resurgence of the communist menace in our land."

He said American identity is "under a renewed attack," and that the rise of Democratic socialism comes "from newcomers to our country who embrace ideas totally opposed to our way of life and our great success."

[Cishet Ribbit @CishetRibbit]

Somehow this came true but accidentally.

(Though I wouldn't say the whole show's bad, the ending just really fumbled the bag. The discourse turning into "JAX IS TRANS" really doesn't help.)

[Cishet Ribbit @CishetRibbit]

Happy 16-minute late 4th of July, everyone.

I accidentally made a small crater in my parents' lawn.

How did your fireworks show go? Hopefully better than mine.

[Cishet Ribbit @CishetRibbit]

@Pomnifydigital TADC not answering something like "how did they all end up in the circus" is like if Evangelion never answered what the dummy plugs were.

Show would've been fine without it, but it also would've been far more powerful if Goose had put that in.

[Cishet Ribbit @CishetRibbit]

@CisSSBubble I'm sure there's a far easier way to settle this rather than eating everyone...

[Aetius @AetiusRF]

MY COUNTRY TIS OF THEE
SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY
OF THEE I SING
LAND WHERE MY FATHERS DIE
LAND OFNTHE PILGRIMS PRIDE
FROM EVERY MOUNTAIN SIDE
LET FREEDOM RING

[Cishet Ribbit @CishetRibbit]

Figured I'd do the thing where I say:

Retweets & engagement =/= endorsement.

I realized that on RW TADCTWT I'm probably one of the less radical/edgy people. Just wanted to say this in case someone I know IRL finds me.

I'm a classical liberal, fascism & communism suck.

[Xctober @xctobermc]

19 years ago we got this generational scene right here 😭

[Pomnimer @Pomnifydigital]

Yo if Jax is trans then how come his avatar wasn't female? I just thought of that. The program supposedly gives them the best body according to their mental scannings. Or am I missing something? Like, Zooble's makes sense(?

[Cishet Ribbit @CishetRibbit]

Almost July 4th, and we who celebrate it at the Cishet Circus have been gettin' ready for the big 250...

...but Jax & Kaufmo seem to think setting THIS off is mad funny

[Cishet Ribbit @CishetRibbit]

@TADCextremist Goose wrote a story about a broken man doing something he can't take back and upon finally admitting it & having an intimate moment about it, he pushes everyone away out of pure guilt & fear

Gigabased story if you take it as a cautionary tale from that angle.

[Cishet Ribbit @CishetRibbit]

"average scientist makes up 3 things a year" factoid actually just statistical error. average scientist makes up 0 things per year. Scientists Georg, who lives in lab & writes over 10,000 dissertations each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[PoIiMath @politicalmath]

The capitalization in this tweet makes me think that someone named Scientists Johnson is having fun making up stuff on the internet

[Cishet Ribbit @CishetRibbit]

@CishetCaine @CishetJax Honestly just ignore it & move on, or make fun of it would be my answer

[moose @mooseincrisis]

blur my kids’ faces. this is the only warning you’re getting.

[Cishet Ribbit @CishetRibbit]

Too much negativity sucks. I got a game recommendation:

Everything is Crab. It's like Spore but with only the good parts, and it's a roguelike.

Good fun, only $10. Highly recommend.

[Cishet Ribbit @CishetRibbit]

They're finally killing him...

[Pop Base @PopBase]

TV Time is shutting down on July 15.