Councilor Sparatus

Turian Hierarchy's Citadel Council Representative. I enjoy dismissing claims and antagonizing the first Human Spectre #MERP

not endorsed by @CCouncilPR.

[Councilor Sparatus @CitadelSparty]

@CCouncilPR Hey, that’s my job!

[Councilor Sparatus @CitadelSparty]

Sparty’s dismissal

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Possible movie titles:

Dr. Dismissal

From Dismissals with Malice
You only dismiss Thrice
Casino Dismissal

Dismiss another day

Dismissal is not enough

The Turian who dismissed too hard

Dismissal 3-D: an interactive experience

[Councilor Sparatus @CitadelSparty]

@NamelessAgent_ @TheDaniShepard The Citadel Council would like to remind you that the claims about Spectre Agent Danielle Shepard’s death have been dismissed.

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@HetaeraRaissa hey babe

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On this, the anniversary of the attack on Eden Prime, the citadel council reminds humans not to found colonies near the Terminus Systems.

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I'm back. Did anyone miss my claim dismissal services?

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@ErinShprd boo! I'm a ghost. You can't hang up on me now.

[Councilor Sparatus @CitadelSparty]

Well, that's a new one, someone doesn't like Zooey Deschanel.

[Councilor Sparatus @CitadelSparty]

@YeomenChambers this face disagrees with you.

[Councilor Sparatus @CitadelSparty]

@YeomenChambers sorry, but to be fair, Zooey Deschanel is wonderful.

[Councilor Sparatus @CitadelSparty]

@YeomenChambers Zooey's word is law, I'm afraid

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@YeomenChambers

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@N7sEDI @TheDaniShepard https://t.co/U9WdovDmEG

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You have to practice your air quotes? I've got that nailed down. https://t.co/6UEWkYOIPL

[Citadel Council PR @CCouncilPR]

@N7sEDI Only to practice air quoting.

[Councilor Sparatus @CitadelSparty]

No. The claims never stop! THE CLAIMS NEVER STOP! https://t.co/TufEa9KD2X

[EDI @N7sEDI]

You must have breaks? https://t.co/0YV3XYgaZj

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@YeomenChambers @CCouncilPR @N7sEDI @TheDaniShepard that's my job, Miss Chambers

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“@CCouncilPR: You know it. We're practicing our air quotes right now. https://t.co/gNTNUPpY9y” I can confirm this

[David @DavidWasTakn]

I bet @CCouncilPR is just excited for MEA for all those fresh claims to be dismissed.

[Councilor Sparatus @CitadelSparty]

@CmdrNinja wait. Who. What?!

[Councilor Sparatus @CitadelSparty]

@The_Paragade try contacting EA support? Although I recommend you have an Advil handy...they will drive you nuts