Mitch Conor

[Mitch Conor @CitchMonor]

@IfindRetards Best legal holiday ever!

[Mitch Conor @CitchMonor]

@scotthortonshow I give it 53 hours

[Mitch Conor @CitchMonor]

@TheLandoShow Miami?

[Mitch Conor @CitchMonor]

@TulsiGabbard @MikeBenzCyber @ODNIgov @DNIGabbard Best DNI Director ever!

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[DNI Tulsi Gabbard @DNIGabbard]

Today, on my final day as Director of National Intelligence, I’m releasing never-before-seen communications and documents exposing how Dr. Fauci provided millions in US taxpayer dollars to fund dangerous gain-of-function research at the Wuhan lab, worked with politicized elements within the Intelligence Community to suppress the truth about his actions and hide the virus’ lab-leak origins, and lied to Congress while under oath in 2024. It’s time you know the truth.

https://t.co/3YJSstB7d4

[Mitch Conor @CitchMonor]

@VinnysCorner1 Mike Rumph

[Mitch Conor @CitchMonor]

@ProjectLincoln First LGBTQ president!

[Mitch Conor @CitchMonor]

@AFpost

[Random HVAC Guy 🇺🇸 @RandomHvacGuy]

The left is now making fun of men in dresses.

We won.

[Mitch Conor @CitchMonor]

@shesnailie @Surabees I bet she can see alot of arguments coming

[Mitch Conor @CitchMonor]

@realannapaulina The Bolsheviks are here!!

[Mitch Conor @CitchMonor]

@Polymarket Damn it! Didnt think it could get shittier, but it will

[Mitch Conor @CitchMonor]

@jemelehill @clarencehilljr Would not be possible without President Trump!

[Mitch Conor @CitchMonor]

@mark_slapinski Just so we’re clear- no one cares about your Canadian opinion.

[Mitch Conor @CitchMonor]

🙏🏽🙏🏽 praise the lord i get another season of watching GP!

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

chat we back

[Mitch Conor @CitchMonor]

@nypost No way!!! Thats weird, Blue Anon told me they were best friends and partners in crime!

[Mitch Conor @CitchMonor]

@unusual_whales Does that mean we will be getting the old Pizza Hut back? Or are we going to make it even worse and maximize shareholder value