JoeSchmoe

GrooveCruise - Istanbul

[JoeSchmoe @CitiDigs]

@DrLoupis If you think drag queens will spend $100 just on their makeup alone to perform for toddlers who cant even tip them - ive got a bridge in brooklyn to sell you

[🫧 @lunecrumbss]

parrot's raincoat

[Chris. @chefmade_92]

she saw that 40 inch buss down and couldnt believe it

[moni @wrappedaroundme]

Right now there’s a white person outside jogging in this weather

[Pustinjski skočimiš🫧🪼 @PSkocimis]

Gays complimenting each other:

[Tia ˖·˳. HOTD spoilers @ellipsixm]

What if we built a petting zoo inside the red keep for helaena

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

me, the first time i tasted tacos al pastor:

[NYC Sanitation @NYCSanitation]

No need to Knick a basket!

We are giving away five orange and blue litter baskets! These are the real deal.

Want a chance to win one? Enter here: https://t.co/uXMcKVm2Rt

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Y’all ever just hand things to your pet to sniff so they can feel included.

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Showering after a night out feels like a baptism

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

One of the craziest things about having a cat is sometimes you'll go to pet them and they'll just be wet and you have no idea why or how

[Aaron @aaroncabrera_]

Sheepstealer was in the special ed classes on Dragonstone. Buddy probably doesn’t even know Valaryian

[Jen 💞 @whtvrjen]

the knicks won a championship and it stopped raining on the weekends in nyc

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

nyc the last few days has reminded me of the NYC of my youth -- more communal, less self-serious; more random interactions, less mean-mugging as if you're starring in your own personal HBO show. good reminder that despite gentrification this place can reclaim what made it cool.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

If Mamdani could ever run for President, the dude would fucking obliterate anyone he was running against and win over 330 electoral votes. Dude has charisma and has delivered on his promises for New York City!

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

why did no one explain Sharia law would be this awesome?

[House of the Dragon @HouseofDragon]

The Prince That Was Promised.

[Ronen▼ @RonenV]

Credit where it's due: instead of shutting down unpermitted outdoor watch parties / block parties, the mayor actively encouraged them and had police close off streets for them. Totally transformed the city

[Edward Ongweso Jr @bigblackjacobin]

New York City has been chosen by God and will certainly survive the fall of the Republic now that we have assumed the Mandate of Heaven again