Carl P Citizen 🇺🇸

Catholic forever. Married father of 5. Master of Wit Driven Commentary on Politics, Sports, and Life.

[Carl P Citizen 🇺🇸 @CitizenCLP]

@ben_mummery @TourSwingsTommy Don’t be a retard. I’m a 12 and can absolutely notice a difference, especially with wedges.

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Someone replaced the dinosaurs in JURASSIC PARK with PEE-WEE HERMAN and I love it even more now 😂🔥 (not created with AI btw)

[Carl P Citizen 🇺🇸 @CitizenCLP]

@MBambaloo @KCTHTX @MarchandSurgery Sure thing, nutter.

[Carl P Citizen 🇺🇸 @CitizenCLP]

@NUCLRGOLF The only one I like is #3

[Carl P Citizen 🇺🇸 @CitizenCLP]

@bluekak @NUCLRGOLF That’s plenty to up the juice of the round. I always play better if we’re putting up a little something.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not playing 100 dollar skins, but a buck? Hell yes.

[Carl P Citizen 🇺🇸 @CitizenCLP]

@arrowonthebow @NUCLRGOLF I use a pencil…I keep all my cards. It’s a bit neurotic, but every one can bring me right back to the round.

lol, how fucking long does it take you to write a number down?

[Carl P Citizen 🇺🇸 @CitizenCLP]

@jimmyjoycelad @NUCLRGOLF Correct. Max score. 6 max for a par 3, etc.

[Carl P Citizen 🇺🇸 @CitizenCLP]

@KCTHTX @MBambaloo @MarchandSurgery Don’t bother, they are insane retards.

[Carl P Citizen 🇺🇸 @CitizenCLP]

@MBambaloo @MarchandSurgery You have a photoshopped image of your Orange Grimace as your header image…and I’m in a cult? Go fuck yourself, weirdo.

[Carl P Citizen 🇺🇸 @CitizenCLP]

@jmthrivept He’s jihad’n, lol. Fucking clown.

[Carl P Citizen 🇺🇸 @CitizenCLP]

@ChrisCadence_ Stay chained, Kunta!

[Carl P Citizen 🇺🇸 @CitizenCLP]

@EnergyCredit1 @kevmoe993 Your a real dainty one, lol.

[Carl P Citizen 🇺🇸 @CitizenCLP]

@tgt6617 Captain?! He was disciplined twice last year alone, you fucking absolute retard.

[Carl P Citizen 🇺🇸 @CitizenCLP]

@radicalsenses @SwipaCam lol, keep swinging flytrap.

[Carl P Citizen 🇺🇸 @CitizenCLP]

@radicalsenses @SwipaCam Here you dumb twat:

[Carl P Citizen 🇺🇸 @CitizenCLP]

@libsoftiktok He’s “jihad’in”.

[Carl P Citizen 🇺🇸 @CitizenCLP]

@anthonychen_atx @DividendBreeder It’s amazing how much I like and despise this comment at the same time. Well done, lol!

[Carl P Citizen 🇺🇸 @CitizenCLP]

@jokershawn37 Carter wasn’t even there. He probably slept through it.

[Carl P Citizen 🇺🇸 @CitizenCLP]

@MikeGarafolo @RapSheet Seeing reports that Carter wasn’t even there, lol. You media fags are the worst.

[Carl P Citizen 🇺🇸 @CitizenCLP]

@MikeGarafolo @RapSheet Carter probably slept through that too.