The Wolf of NASCAR

Contributing Humorist, 3rd Class @POPULARSPEED I'm not laughing at you, but everybody else is.

[The Wolf of NASCAR @CitizenKBA]

NASCAR‘s ability to remain dumb as f*ck is truly staggering.

[Bob Pockrass @bobpockrass]

NASCAR All-Star format:
-350 laps; 75-75-200
-No "open" race; all cars start
-Invert top-26 after first segment
-Driver's combined finish first two segments sets order for final segment of 26 drivers: 2025-26 race winners, past champs, best combined segment finishers, fan vote

[The Wolf of NASCAR @CitizenKBA]

$10,000 and they still give you a f*ckin hotdog.

[Adam Stern @A_S12]

Food offerings for the $10,000 "1948" club from NASCAR included duck-fat pretzel bites, wagyu beef hot dog sliders and bourbon-braised short ribs.

➡️ Spirits included Pappy Van Winkle, Grey Goose, Hendrick’s Gin, Casamigos Blanco, Woodford Reserve and Johnnie Walker black label.

[The Wolf of NASCAR @CitizenKBA]

The fallout is he’s a douche.

[Jeff Gluck @jeff_gluck]

NEWS: NASCAR commissioner Steve Phelps has resigned in the wake of the fallout from last month's antitrust lawsuit.

[The Wolf of NASCAR @CitizenKBA]

What a tragedy.
RIP all

[The Wolf of NASCAR @CitizenKBA]

I love disrupters. And NASCAR actually needs a big disruption.

[Denny Hamlin @dennyhamlin]

@LarryMac28 @BradGillie @SiriusXMNASCAR @Team_FRM I believe it was “how dare them for trying to come in and change the sport. 23XI hasn’t been around long enough and FRM wasn’t good enough”. Also how about “ I dont know what their problem is, 13 other teams signed it”. Just to name a few examples.

[The Wolf of NASCAR @CitizenKBA]

Start another series or die.

[Adam Stern @A_S12]

Steve Phelps says that he believes the Next Gen car has been successful for @NASCAR so far because: "The racing is just better, so it has accomplished what I hoped it would accomplish."

[The Wolf of NASCAR @CitizenKBA]

No matter the outcome of the lawsuit NASCAR will still have a boring car and races and a season that are too long. It needs radical change.

[The Wolf of NASCAR @CitizenKBA]

Wow. It’s already a sh*t show.

[Bob Pockrass @bobpockrass]

Judge seemed perturbed that both sides’ proposed visual presentations for opening statements included inadmissible evidence or arguments so he banned all visuals and exhibits from opening statements.

[The Wolf of NASCAR @CitizenKBA]

My wife disparaged Planes Trains & Automobiles by comparing it to Christmas Vacation. This is grounds for divorce, right?

[The Wolf of NASCAR @CitizenKBA]

So they granted him a waiver because they suspended him? I like this version of NASCAR, it’s more ridiculous than the Brian France version.

[NASCAR O’Reilly Auto Parts @NASCAROReillyAP]

NEWS: NASCAR has granted @_AustinHill a waiver to remain eligible for the 2025 #NASCARPlayoffs.

[The Wolf of NASCAR @CitizenKBA]

I was at that Coldplay concert. With my wife. Guess I missed the memo that it was bring your mistress night.

[The Wolf of NASCAR @CitizenKBA]

Had the use of a Cybertruck for a couple days.
It definitely wanted to find the apex of turns, and once got in the oncoming lane even while the right turn signal was on.
0-60 was a blast.
FSD was amazing, but it ain’t perfect yet.

[The Wolf of NASCAR @CitizenKBA]

Looking like WW3 more and more everyday. Probably because of something Carson Hocevar said.

[The Wolf of NASCAR @CitizenKBA]

Now accepting nominations for best driver in the world. Or in this race.

[The Wolf of NASCAR @CitizenKBA]

Maybe somebody else should’ve done the double.

[The Wolf of NASCAR @CitizenKBA]

Maybe it’s just me but I’m not getting much out of the Earnhardt doc so far.

[The Wolf of NASCAR @CitizenKBA]

[greatest driver in the world tweet]

[The Wolf of NASCAR @CitizenKBA]

I’d call in before you go to work tomorrow. Roger Penske may have fired you.

[The Wolf of NASCAR @CitizenKBA]

Right. If it’s a boring race fans are going to complain. BECAUSE IT WAS BORING!

[Jeff Gluck @jeff_gluck]

We've got a minor #BluntLarson moment in a response to this @kalebvestal1 question: After a string of meh races in NASCAR, does @KyleLarsonRacin consider Kansas a breath of fresh air?

"Yeah, but then if it's a boring race, everybody is going to complain even more about the cars like 'Oh my God, Kansas has been so great in the past and they brought a new left-side tire and now the racing sucks. NASCAR, you're idiots, Goodyear, you suck.' We'll see how the race goes."

[The Wolf of NASCAR @CitizenKBA]

My musical week. From AC/DC with 10’s of thousands to John Moreland with maybe a hundred people. That Moreland isn’t more popular ( in general) convinces me that humanity isn’t worth saving.