Robbie Parker

Three bills deep, sticking wedges, tapping in birdies, that's what I do. That's my game.

[Robbie Parker @CitizenRobbie]

@jordanreviewsit @realjoeypowell I refuse to use a turn signal for the exit ramp on the interstate. I know if the car in front of me sees me put on my turn signal, they will take the same exit just to get in front of me and delay me. I know the script.

[Robbie Parker @CitizenRobbie]

@mchmr96 @3YearLetterman @Liz_Wheeler Free lithium batteries

[Robbie Parker @CitizenRobbie]

@MarcRyanOnAir sometimes a city can become too big (Houston) vs Greenville @ESPNUpstate

[Robbie Parker @CitizenRobbie]

Living my best damn life!

[Robbie Parker @CitizenRobbie]

@MarcRyanOnAir Could it be regular flu? Aren’t symptoms the same?

[Robbie Parker @CitizenRobbie]

@MarcRyanOnAir Some people are astronauts, some people are astronomers

[Robbie Parker @CitizenRobbie]

@chad18williams

[Robbie Parker @CitizenRobbie]

@chad18williams

[Robbie Parker @CitizenRobbie]

@chad18williams Will not win another game all year

[Robbie Parker @CitizenRobbie]

Put the year you were born in GIF and see what comes up. Just post the GIF.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Anyone else find themselves getting preemptively pissed off at the Braves before the game even starts?

[Robbie Parker @CitizenRobbie]

First time hitting golf balls on the range today in a long while!!! #stripeshow #golf #liveundernetpar

[Robbie Parker @CitizenRobbie]

@vacasarentals I give up, y’all broke me. On hold for over 5 hours. What is wrong with your customer service? #kiawah #poorservice

[Robbie Parker @CitizenRobbie]

@vacasarentals been on hold for 4+ hours.....wth?

[Robbie Parker @CitizenRobbie]

“I just wish you would stop being so good to me boss”

[Robbie Parker @CitizenRobbie]

"They don't put championship rings on smooth hands... YOU GOTTA GO EARN IT!" I'm #ALLIN with @ClemsonFB!

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the extended cut of Michael falling into the koi pond

[Robbie Parker @CitizenRobbie]

Let that be a lesson to you all. Nobody beats Clemson 60 times in a row! #Clemson #clemsonmbb #vitas

[Michelle 🐅 @cutigerbelle]

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