It's not playing fair for Iran to fire missiles 40 times after Trump announced they’d been defeated...
It’s almost like Iran isn’t even reading his Truth Social posts...
Interesting that a guy armed with a shotgun, a handgun, and knives 100 yards away from the President, just before he was to be roasted by the press, magically happened almost as convenient as the magic MaxiPad...
BREAKING:
Carolyn Levitt released a statement about the assassination attempt tonight, saying thank God the topic has changed away from our phuque up in Iran...
Considering Pete Kegsbreath's & Kash Patel's drinking problems, Trump's administration should be known as having a Liquor Cabinet, that's stocked with bottom shelf booze...!!