CitrusShroom

30s ζ He/They 🍄 Vegan 🍄 Asexual 🍄Panromantic 🍄 Please learn what all those words mean before you say something stupid to me

[CitrusShroom @CitrusShroom]

hello friends i am back on my “commissions are open” grind since rent is due on the 1st and i may be out of a job (i will find out tomorrow when the meeting with HR happens…)

i’m off by $100 for rent so 2 commissions at $50 is what i can take on right now 🥲 DM to claim

[CitrusShroom @CitrusShroom]

but for real, i start taking tattoo clients soon- i think it’d be SO fun to give free tattoos to zoos- ive met quite a few zoos at furry cons, so i know theyre not antis in disguise. free tattoos for all of them 💋💋💋

[CitrusShroom @CitrusShroom]

oh no ive been cancelled for being an asexual zoo!! oh no!!! 🙄🙄🙄

[CitrusShroom @CitrusShroom]

anyone here going to blfc and has room space available in exchange for unlimited artwork and possibly tails and paws, dm me 😭 and maybe tattoos (surprise thats the job ive been training for)

idegaf about revealing that personal life stuff, im probably the least problematic zoo

[CitrusShroom @CitrusShroom]

Imagine this is the tweet that gets me outed at a furry con. People looking for the car with a missing bumper and screaming “thats him!! thats the guy!!!” and attacking some poor fuck with a fucked up car

as i stand there watching in horror cuz i carpooled with someone

[CitrusShroom @CitrusShroom]

I got no commissions from this btw which is kinda nuts considering I got so many commission requests last time, I had to turn people down 😭

Like damn.

Don’t worry tho, I made up that $100 cuz of a friend helping out (love u Brass) and doing ubereats 💪

[CitrusShroom @CitrusShroom]

hello friends i am back on my “commissions are open” grind since rent is due on the 1st and i may be out of a job (i will find out tomorrow when the meeting with HR happens…)

i’m off by $100 for rent so 2 commissions at $50 is what i can take on right now 🥲 DM to claim

[CitrusShroom @CitrusShroom]

I can’t do ubereats anymore tho cuz the front bumper fell off my car… so uhhh commissions still open so I can fix it

[CitrusShroom @CitrusShroom]

@hereforthezoo @TheHeartsRising So uhhh yeah duh

[CitrusShroom @CitrusShroom]

Anyone who says you need to be wealthy for a vegan diet, calling it a privilege, needs to learn that buying plant based meat substitutes is not what most vegans do 😭 We eat better stuff than that.

[SB Ⓥ @sibaburck]

Veganism is a privilege. You have to be very wealthy to afford a vegan diet.

[CitrusShroom @CitrusShroom]

@quickwhitefoxxo @Canisamor I appreciate the thought ;^;

[CitrusShroom @CitrusShroom]

damn its almost like im trying to offer my hard work on my art, that i spend days on each piece, instead of just beg for money- and i still get insulted and say my art isnt worth money 🫠 like okay then dont buy it

[CitrusShroom @CitrusShroom]

i was hoping to draw yall art today but after this job interview, its back on the uber driver grind. pray for me people tip well 😖

[CitrusShroom @CitrusShroom]

damn… either everyone is broke, AI has won, or every zoo who wanted art from me has got some already 🥲 last time i did comms, i got so many i got overwhelmed. this time i got zero. ill keep waiting but shit i gotta pay rent tuesday

[CitrusShroom @CitrusShroom]

lowering price to $30 because a very kind, metallic dog has helped me out- so 2 comms at $30 will work now ; w ;

[CitrusShroom @CitrusShroom]

hello friends i am back on my “commissions are open” grind since rent is due on the 1st and i may be out of a job (i will find out tomorrow when the meeting with HR happens…)

i’m off by $100 for rent so 2 commissions at $50 is what i can take on right now 🥲 DM to claim

[CitrusShroom @CitrusShroom]

also pls note that my first rendition of this drawing, which yall may have seen, was drawn years ago before tarro and i had met irl

this drawing is much more accurate to their personality. yall have been bamboozled. theyre nuts.

[CitrusShroom @CitrusShroom]

more proof i am capable of drawing i swear

[Tarro ζ @hereforthezoo]

Citrus is the one that drew this for me, and it's still one of my favorite Tarro pieces :3 If you're looking to pick up some art from a zoo, please see if they fit what you're looking for

[CitrusShroom @CitrusShroom]

@hereforthezoo mmmm i dunno about that one-

[CitrusShroom @CitrusShroom]

and to be clear- $50 might be a lot to some people. i get that. its a lot to ME. but where i live, thats about 3-4 hours of work at minimum wage. and each piece of art takes me at least 10 hours. so im getting paid at best $5 an hour for that amount. but im not worth that.

[CitrusShroom @CitrusShroom]

im not worth living, and my work isnt worth shit anymore either. i fuckin hate people, man. it doesnt matter what i do, im worthless.