Randy Randle

REAL AMERICAN man from Port Huron that embody all that make this town what it is! Ghettobilly standup #comedian. Love porn a bunch to.

[Randy Randle @CityCountryMan]

@GagnonBev @bjcreigh You're out your mind. My city an my county votes republican in everything. There's only 2-3 counties in lower mich that can be counted on to vote Dem. A republican governor wouldin't a got in in the first place to let Flint have poison water if all he had to count on was the UP.

[Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior]

The greatest Christmas lights display of all time. Turn up the sound! 😂🎄🤘

[Randy Randle @CityCountryMan]

@Franklin_Graham That's why we got a anti-Christian President now! So we can show we're Christians an talk about it right up front without havin' to do Christ-like stuff an hope someone notices an gives us credit!

[Randy Randle @CityCountryMan]

@mitchellvii It's the best story i got. Rest are run a the mill or i was drunk thru.

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[Randy Randle @CityCountryMan]

@OfficialKat Don't sneeze now! It'll rip your soul out through your skin pores.

[Randy Randle @CityCountryMan]

Cause of the dam US Constitution! Good thing we got Trump now so it don't matter to get in the way no more!

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

The Bible is the most spectacular & greatest book ever to exist

No book has been translated, copied, or read as much as the Bible

66 books, 35 authors, 5,000 years of history

Every human problem can be answered in the Bible

So why aren’t students being taught the Bible?

🤔

[Randy Randle @CityCountryMan]

@charliekirk11 Cause of the dam US Constitution! Good thing we got Trump now so it don't matter to get in the way no more!

[Randy Randle @CityCountryMan]

@Danielladaney I'd have @nullnotvoid do it, cuz he got a voice like silk!

[Randy Randle @CityCountryMan]

Merry Christmas Every body! In honor a baby Jesuses birthday I ain't wearin' no pants or nothin', just like the way he was born!

[Randy Randle @CityCountryMan]

@kanyewest Isn't that the girl that one guy pissed on in a vid a few years back?

[Randy Randle @CityCountryMan]

@michaelianblack If I can bend enough, I'm gettin' a blowjob.

[Randy Randle @CityCountryMan]

@mitchellvii Better hope they got insurance cause the government'll let them die like God planned otherwise.

[Randy Randle @CityCountryMan]

While your sittin' around eatin' your candy an bouncin' little girls on your lap like Roy Moore playin' mall Santa, don't go thinkin' everybody's holidays are all snowmen an hot choclate!

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[Randy Randle @CityCountryMan]

@NestleWatersNA $200. You fuckers pay $200 a year to suck as much water as you can out of the state. You rob the community an everyone livin' here.

[Randy Randle @CityCountryMan]

This guy does better satire than I do by actually bein' crazy.

[Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii]

Can you imagine if a burglar broke into your house, fell asleep on your sofa and you were required by law to make him breakfast before he sexually assaulted your family, sold them drugs and took your stuff? That's #IllegalImmigration

[Randy Randle @CityCountryMan]

@mitchellvii Because it was the downfall of communist authortiarianism in half of a country divided for 40 years. It was about the ideology and reunification of a nation which the wall stood to divide. Don't twist a vital fact of world history an victory for Democracy. Geez.

[Randy Randle @CityCountryMan]

Of COARSE they got money to lend people! What's Jimmy here think's goin' on, another great depression?

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

Alexa did this really happen today? Two days before Christmas the Secretary of State calls the Secretary of Defense to tell him he’s out and the Secretary of Treasury (from the beach in Mexico) gets on the phone with the banks to make sure they have money to lend people.

[Randy Randle @CityCountryMan]

@TomiLahren So he's takin' care a all the others with his one good arm so there ain't no need to fund their care no more? Cool!

[Randy Randle @CityCountryMan]

@mitchellvii I ain't no dam liberal but that's what Trump said they'd be doin. An if they didin't then he'd get it out of them as taxes at the border. I don't know why he didn't negotiate for that while he was replacing that bad NAFTA. Dropped his ball on deal making on that one.