Vancouver Tree #6396

Formally a City Hall account, but $40/hour of taxpayer money to pretend to be a tree was too sweet of a deal to pass on. BA (English), minor in Dendrology Haiku

[Vancouver Tree #6396 @CityHallYVR]

For those not familiar with the project, Vancouver is paying $12,000 in grants for 300hrs ($12k/300hr=$40/hr) of "work" pretending to be a tree. We figured we could give you real #VanTree insight for about $12k less. Enjoy #VanPoli #VanRe #YourTaxesAtWork https://t.co/qC8zzNs8Xs

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Spy Balloons be entering North American airspace like #HalftimeShow #NOTAM #Rihanna

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For the armchair neckbeards who still think it's Don Cherry hockey. Make stupid hits, win stupid prizes. #WorldJuniors

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You mean this isn't a coronation?

#TeamCanada #WorldJuniors #ButTheRefs #Czechia

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Most consistent team in the NHL #Canucks #UpdatedStandings #Nevergofullrebuild

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#Canucks tied after 1 period baby!

#NeverGoFullRebuild

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Boudreau's post game talk #Canucks #Vancouver #Teamtank #Embarassing #HNIC

https://t.co/vE5izw6klj

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#Canucks fans currently. Credit r/canucks

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✅ Declared a climate emergency and then voted against it because #election
✅ Multiple day hearings on simple rezonings that get voted down and referred back to staff
✅ His first three bullets were enacted/committed by other gov't/citizens

#VanPoli #ClimateLeader? #VoteTree 🌲

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Where we are on the BC Restart Roadmap at the moment. #bcpoli #operationkeeprunning #victorylapinterrupted

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@j_mcelroy 😘 #operationkeeprunning #bcpoli

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Local Strathcona resident trying to inquire with Vancouver City Council and Parks Board about when they were planning to address Strathcona Park in a meaningful way. #VanPoli #BCPoli

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So you're telling me there's a chance.. Byelection Baby! I figure I'm qualified as I hear the council meetings are about as quick as the Ents debating in LOTR. #VanPoli #BCPoli #CountTheRingsofExperience

[Justin McElroy @j_mcelroy]

An interesting new conflict of interest case with a Vancouver councillor, sparked by an external investigator who took a much more aggressive perspective than I’ve seen from most municipal lawyers on this sort of issue https://t.co/OpJ5HyW3Eg

[Vancouver Tree #6396 @CityHallYVR]

Trying to figure out what will happen first 🤔:

- End of COVID
- Tokyo Olympics, a year later
- The return of Halley's Comet
- The heat death of the universe
- Drinking legally in a park in Vancouver

#VanPoli #WeAreAlreadyParkDrinking

[Vancouver Board of Parks and Recreation @ParkBoard]

The Park Board unanimously voted to refer tonight's report recommendations on liquor consumption in parks back to staff for further work to expand and improve the program to include at least one park in each of #Vancouver’s 23 neighbourhoods.

[Vancouver Tree #6396 @CityHallYVR]

When I hear about the City of Vancouver hiring a $95k/year social media coordinator third hand. #VanPoli #BCPoli #treetweets #GreenestCity

https://t.co/ZuKga6cu9y

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BREAKING: Due to the City's current financial situation, we've made the difficult decision to melt down the public chandelier for its raw materials. #Vancouver #VanPoli #bcpoli #GoneButNotForgotten #RIPChandy

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Fine Print: Additionally, in a move so relatable to its residents, the City formerly known as Vancouver has agreed to move back in with its parents, cut up its CAC credit cards, and hand over the keys to its leased 2003 Laguna Seca Blue M3.

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Breaking: Burnaby agrees to use some of its $4B in reserves to bail Vancouver out on the condition that Vancouver changes its name to "West Burnaby" #VanPoli #BCPoli

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Stewart: "We couldn't be happier. $200m and we get to add West to our name to virtue signal our exclusivity. This is a win for our taxpayers." #GreenestCity #FeelintheBurn

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@j_mcelroy @DwellGuy I'll help you out @DwellGuy. "Thanks Justin for pulling this together and keeping the public up to date and aware during this important time."

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@j_mcelroy @DwellGuy Justin dealing with folks on the internet.