City Joe

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[LB✌🏽 @Londonblue_2]

If you don’t already understand take a listen, educate yourself. It’s all pretty easy to understand if you take off the tinted specs 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Premier League USA @PLinUSA]

RODRI WINS THE 2024 BALLON D'OR 🏆

He becomes the 3rd Premier League player after Michael Owen (2001) and Cristiano Ronaldo (2008) to win the award

[City Joe @CityJoeMCFC]

I just drank the last Asahi in Chicago. Please send help, @NoisyPod @ChicagoMCFC @AsahiSuperDryUK @ManCityUS

[City Joe @CityJoeMCFC]

@NoisyPod

[City Joe @CityJoeMCFC]

Yet another one of my worst fears that I didn’t realize I had until I read this

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

On November 24, 2009, John Edward Jones tragically lost his life in the Nutty Putty cave following a harrowing 28-hour ordeal.

While exploring with his brother Josh, Jones accidentally entered a constricted tunnel, mistaking it for another tight passage known as the "Birth Canal."

He became lodged upside-down in a 10 by 18 inches (25 by 46 cm) opening approximately 400 feet (120 m) from the cave's entrance.

Jones was trapped in a position resembling a hook, where any movement could cause severe injury due to the unnatural angles of his body.

A large team of rescuers responded, employing an advanced rope-and-pulley system in their efforts to save him.

However, the operation faced a setback when a pulley malfunctioned during the extraction process. Jones eventually suffered cardiac arrest, a consequence of the prolonged stress on his body from being in an inverted and compressed position.

The rescuers, realizing the high risk involved, decided against attempting to recover his body. An agreement was reached between the landowner and Jones's family to seal the cave permanently, turning it into a memorial for Jones.

To secure the area, explosives were used to collapse the ceiling near where Jones was located, and the entrance was filled with concrete, ensuring no further access.

[Noisy Neighbors @NoisyPod]

Wants to talk about flops.

[City Joe @CityJoeMCFC]

@itsthemandashow You’re not wrong.

[City Joe @CityJoeMCFC]

@ChicagoMCFC QFT

[Premier League USA @PLinUSA]

"Six! We are like the Chicago Bulls!"

Pep compared his Man City squad to the iconic 90s @chicagobulls 👀

[City Report @cityreport_]

JUST LISTEN TO THAT NOISE! 🤯🔊

[Manchester City US @ManCityUS]

History made 😏🩵

[City Joe @CityJoeMCFC]

Really? Huh? Bruno? Da fuq? I think the RFK brainworms that hatched in your head are reds @NoisyPod

[City Joe @CityJoeMCFC]

@ChicagoMCFC @AJHudsons It is time to shirk le work!

[City Joe @CityJoeMCFC]

Let’s gooooo! @ChicagoMCFC

[City Joe @CityJoeMCFC]

@AskPlayStation @Blizzard_Ent What do I do when I try buy something thru the PS store and the Blizzard game throws up errors saying TRY AGAIN 3x in a row then I get charged 4x for something I only wanted to purchase 1x? Hint: Sony says its Blizzards fault & Blizzard says its Sony

[Chicago MCFC 🐝🎗 @ChicagoMCFC]

⚽️SATURDAY⚽️

Join us at @ajhudsons to watch City vs Luton Town. Kickoff is at 9 am ���

#ManCityOSC

[City Joe @CityJoeMCFC]

@NoisyPod

[City Joe @CityJoeMCFC]

Alas I cannot Shirk le Work™ today but I'll be watching @ChicagoMCFC #chicagomcfc

[Chicago MCFC 🐝🎗 @ChicagoMCFC]

In honor of a big midweek match on Tuesday, one lucky blue will win our new scarf! Snap a pic at work sporting your City or #ChicagoMCFC gear and tag us (work from home counts too, of course!)

Not local? We’ll cover shipping costs within the US. C’mon City! 💙🐝⚽️

#ManCityOSC

[City Joe @CityJoeMCFC]

@_apocaloptimist @amycinnamonart I have no notes

[City Joe @CityJoeMCFC]

It’s derby day in Chicago! @PLinUSA #myplmorning