Ryan, a koch snowflake (😷📉✊🥦🧀❄️)

I have anxiety.

[Aenus Targaryen 🌹🐎🌹 @scott_bowser]

I will Venmo $100 dollars to the first Walter Reed staffer that dresses up like Herman Cain and warns him that he’s going to be visited by three ghosts tonight.

[Ryan, a koch snowflake (😷📉✊🥦🧀❄️) @City_of_Data]

I actually liked America a lot until it’s last few seasons.

[Ryan, a koch snowflake (😷📉✊🥦🧀❄️) @City_of_Data]

@ApplewhiteGames As a DM, I like the flexibility of milestone leveling. As a player I like the structure of XP.

[Ryan, a koch snowflake (😷📉✊🥦🧀❄️) @City_of_Data]

@EricVBailey Old, wise, happy, surrounded by friends, of self-administered poison, like Socrates.

[Ryan, a koch snowflake (😷📉✊🥦🧀❄️) @City_of_Data]

The last time a non-incumbent Republican won the national popular vote was 1988.

The last time a non-incumbent Democrat won the national popular vote was 2016.

[Ryan, a koch snowflake (😷📉✊🥦🧀❄️) @City_of_Data]

FUCK

[Ryan, a koch snowflake (😷📉✊🥦🧀❄️) @City_of_Data]

@TXanathar Every time I think I want to play an evil PC, I think harder and realize my concept works better as an NPC villain.

[Ryan, a koch snowflake (😷📉✊🥦🧀❄️) @City_of_Data]

Elminster’s hookups are less plausible than Austin Powers’.

[Ryan, a koch snowflake (😷📉✊🥦🧀❄️) @City_of_Data]

If this fucker says “hawk-nosed stranger” one more fucking time, imma lose it.

[Ryan, a koch snowflake (😷📉✊🥦🧀❄️) @City_of_Data]

@KnowN0thing1 It has to do with how many songs on one album you think should be about cunnilingus.

[Ryan, a koch snowflake (😷📉✊🥦🧀❄️) @City_of_Data]

@KnowN0thing1 Dylan, but this is purely a matter of taste.

[Ryan, a koch snowflake (😷📉✊🥦🧀❄️) @City_of_Data]

Vikings right now, but it has been pirates a few times in my lifetime.

[nick 🦈 @bigsharkguy]

I’m gonna let you guys settle this debate I’ve been having in my head for years. (Maybe a bad idea?)

Which is cooler?

[Ryan, a koch snowflake (😷📉✊🥦🧀❄️) @City_of_Data]

Just used my superior strength and skill to defeat my child.

[Ryan, a koch snowflake (😷📉✊🥦🧀❄️) @City_of_Data]

I don’t eat crawfish. Never have.

[Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm]

What's a food that's part of your region and/or culture that you do not care for? I'm a southerner and I hate boiled peanuts

[Ryan, a koch snowflake (😷📉✊🥦🧀❄️) @City_of_Data]

@Antirrhesis I hypothesize it’s fully digested colonial bullshit, since the clear presumption of the genre innovators was that “human” meant “white.”

[Ryan, a koch snowflake (😷📉✊🥦🧀❄️) @City_of_Data]

In fantasy settings, the unique feature of humans is that they are less insular and more open than other races like lol wut?

[The Nap Ministry @TheNapMinistry]

We have been brainwashed to believe our entire living and the reason for our birth is to pay bills.

[Ryan, a koch snowflake (😷📉✊🥦🧀❄️) @City_of_Data]

@mattyglesias Not even the third beat Oasis tune.

[Ryan, a koch snowflake (😷📉✊🥦🧀❄️) @City_of_Data]

Definitely wondering now if it’s going to be awkward when I learn Summon Mount.

[Ryan, a koch snowflake (😷📉✊🥦🧀❄️) @City_of_Data]

So it was a close thing whose pc was most extra between my goliath paladin, the samurai, and the genasi warlock, but we just had a CENTAUR DUKE join the party, and now we all have to step up our game.