Red 1986 Honda Civic Hatchback 🚗

they/them/it - autistic anxious adhd agender anarchist - also a red 1986 honda civic hatchback 🚗

[はるか2号👃 @haruka_2go]

YOASO鼻

[steph maj swanson @supercomposite]

🧵: I discovered this woman, who I call Loab, in April. The AI reproduced her more easily than most celebrities. Her presence is persistent, and she haunts every image she touches. CW: Take a seat. This is a true horror story, and veers sharply macabre.

[elan kiderman ullendorff @at_elan]

apparently our dog has slowly cut a hole in our bedroom window shawshank style while we are out and has been letting herself out on the roof and just makes sure she’s back downstairs in her bed by the time we get home. only found out because our neighbor snapped this picture.

[Jenni Tabler, PhD @jenni_tabler]

Home Depot's singular positive mark on American society is thanks to the unknown hero on some product committee who was like "the people don't know what they want, we will show them" and then gifted us the 12 ft tall skeleton. Happy enormous skeleton season to all who celebrate.

[Red 1986 Honda Civic Hatchback 🚗 @Civic1986]

@InternetHippo @catmom666 what have they done now

[gigi @420insidejob]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[Red 1986 Honda Civic Hatchback 🚗 @Civic1986]

there’s a world record?!

[dave (dave) @rhinotary]

there is currently a man floating down the Missouri River in a pumpkin attempting a 38 mile journey to break the world record

[Toby Ord @tobyordoxford]

For the first time, astronomers have captured a photograph of a star so distant that nothing we do could ever affect it — even in the very fullness of time.
It lies beyond the affectable universe.
Let me explain:
1/n

[Rooster Crowbat @RoosterCrowbat]

I’m out here tryin to get my karma right so I don’t become a hungry ghost in this ma.

[S.LIZ @slizagna]

every time I send an email with no exclamation points I am just a tough lil guy. so stern. so brave.

[isaac 🌻 @androgynyfiend]

Azaelia Banks saying that gay men appropriate horse culture by wearing harnesses and injecting ketamine is the funniest thing anybody has ever said ever

[Elora - Online 1 Room Schoolhouse @1Schoolhouse]

Some really easy, stand-alone Autism hacks to make your life smoother 🧵

[𝕻𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖈𝖎𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖞 @parasociality]

A hierarchy of alienness: Pictures of animals from least to most related to you.

Least-related animal: Sponges. You and sponges are both animals. That's basically all you've got in common.