Lord Elrond

Lord of Foreheads, Master of the Eyebrows.
Founder of the #ThranduilSucks society. Parody, not serious RP.

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There is only one shade of grey...

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@RoyalTheoden Elros. #Genealogies

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@Hasty_Haldir You're damn right

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@Hasty_Haldir My eyebrows are my soul.

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#ReWriteAFilmIn5Words

Bilbo: I found this ring
Gandalf: Oh

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#ReWriteAFilmIn5Words

Cast it into the salad
#DiningTipsWithElrond

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@Hasty_Haldir Blasphemy.

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Pippin is of a different kind

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@G4ND4LFTH3WH1TE Cheers G. *Stumbles around trying to find somewhere to place his new gift*

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Whaaaat

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You wanna go m8

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“@JustinsBigIdea: There is a strong argument to be made that Patrick Stewart is one of the Blue Wizards.”

I can confirm

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Of course.

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What's that Tauriel? #notreal

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Faramir is tired of your whining.

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*Brings out a tray of small glasses filled with different coloured liquids*

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS #royalwedding

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@SassyThrandy @SonsOfElrond *Smiles at newlyweds* #RoyalWedding

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*A single tear rolls down his cheek* damn it, I can't have Thranduil see me tear up

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@SonsOfElrond // cooool

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@SonsOfElrond // yeah, so I guess we can break conduct