Sir Ichịẹ Strauss 🦜 🦕

Speak English. Kiss French. Drive German. Dress Italian. Spend Arab. Party Caribbean And Always Think Nigerian- •You'll Never Go Broke!• #TheGoodLife ✌🏽

[Sir Ichịẹ Strauss 🦜 🦕 @CivilisedParrot]

What Did Bola Ahmed Tinubu Really Tell You Guys That Convinced Y’all Enough To Make Him Nigerian President ?

[Sir Ichịẹ Strauss 🦜 🦕 @CivilisedParrot]

@CrownprinceCom2 @grok What’s The Name Of This Movie ?

[Sir Ichịẹ Strauss 🦜 🦕 @CivilisedParrot]

Die With Memories Not Dreams

[Sir Ichịẹ Strauss 🦜 🦕 @CivilisedParrot]

Happy Anniversary Noncon. Wishing You Both More Beautiful Years.

[Nonconformist @_nonconformist1]

Happy Marriage Anniversary to the most amazing woman ever. Cheers to many more blissful years in harmony and plenty my Lady! Tonight I go drink burantashi, you sef will drink Spanish fly!!!

If you like, Keep avoiding my tweets as usual o. 🫵🏾

Funny how my wife is popular on X, but nobody knows she’s my wife.

In her words, “keep you people’s political X toxicity away from me” 🤣😂🤣😂

Happy Anniversary Baybee 😍😍

[Sir Ichịẹ Strauss 🦜 🦕 @CivilisedParrot]

Congratulations Nwannem Nwoke !!

[Arinze Odira @CaptainArinze]

God did…

[Arinze Odira @CaptainArinze]

God did…

[Sir Ichịẹ Strauss 🦜 🦕 @CivilisedParrot]

@SheymanOni @CaptainArinze That’s Why You Called Him “Mumu” ? Do You Feel Accomplished Or Fulfilled Now ?

[Sir Ichịẹ Strauss 🦜 🦕 @CivilisedParrot]

@LastZ_EN 200

[Conn @ConnCFC]

Cucurella came out publicly and spoke against how Chelsea was being run. He spoke a lot of what us Chelsea fans were thinking. He went from being booed at the Bridge to being a fan favourite. He is in no way a snake

Good luck in Madrid Marc.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Marc Cucurella has completed a permanent transfer to Spanish La Liga side Real Madrid.

Everyone at Chelsea FC would like to thank Marc for his efforts during his time at the club and for the role he played in our recent achievements.

[Sir Ichịẹ Strauss 🦜 🦕 @CivilisedParrot]

@iamajideabayomi True.

[Sir Ichịẹ Strauss 🦜 🦕 @CivilisedParrot]

💯 %. Not All Players Have The Foresight To Do What Cucu Did. Even Their Some Fans Just Accept Mediocre With Their Players And Club. Cucu Played For Chelsea, Chelsea And The Fans Loved And Still Love Him But That’s By The Way. Some Players Need To Leave Their Clubs To Go Win Something Everyone Knows. I Mean Everyone

[FIFA Club Football @FIFACF]

One year ago today, history began to be written. ✍️

#FIFACWC

[SportsDokita (Odogwu ☝️) @Sports_Doctor2]

There are certain players you see and you know they're signed in the image of the manager. You see Cucurella, Dumfries and Bernardo Silva, they're typical Mourihno signings, players that will give their all on the pitch and are also good in dark arts, that Silva dude can be annoying eh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Sir Ichịẹ Strauss 🦜 🦕 @CivilisedParrot]

@olateeman @iSlimfit E Go To Play Champions League, At Least En Don Win With En Previous Club. No Be Every Player Fit Brag Like Cucu. Every 3 Finals Cucu Go, En Win Something.

[Sir Ichịẹ Strauss 🦜 🦕 @CivilisedParrot]

@Adaeze_michael It’s Seems Punditry Isn’t Paying Anymore. Nigeria Will Just Be Ruining Peoples Soft Life Every Time

[Eden Hazard @hazardeden10]

Once a blue, always a blue! Great to pop back to the Bridge! 💙

[Sir Ichịẹ Strauss 🦜 🦕 @CivilisedParrot]

Even The Engineer Way Get Pass 90% Of Them For This App No Go Ever Talk Like This

[Dr. Ose Etiobhio @osemagnum]

*rushes a first timer into the labour ward

Her: *screaming... "I can feel the head of the baby almost out"

Me: "Get the delivery pack"... "we are having a baby"

*does a vaginal examination... cervix= 1cm, head very high

Her: "Can I push?...

Me: "No, pls, you are just 1cm... you have some time, can I give you pain relief?"... "Can I call your husband in?"

Her: "which foolish husband?, he's the cause of all this pain... you and him, I don't even know the difference..."

Me: 👀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

On my flight this morning, an older man greeted me with "The best of men." I smiled and greeted him, and we shook hands. It turned out we were seat mates.

We gisted throughout the flight. When we landed, I asked his origin and he said Delta. I asked his village and he mentioned my mom's village. I told him I was from there. He asked my maiden name and I told him. His eyes lit up in familiarity. I asked his family name and he told me. I told him my mom would know his family because they all know themselves. I called my mom and told her somebody wanted to greet her. It didn't take her 2 mins to identify his family.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I've been gisting with my second cousin all through the flight. My mom and his mom are first cousins. We've exchanged contact. I'll go and block him at his office next week. Life 😊