Craig Long

This is the story about a girl named Lucky. he/him/his

[Craig Long @CjLong9]

Every teenage boy in middle school

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

At lunch with friends, funny how quickly the conversation turns to the 7 signs of the apocalypse

[TATIANNA @TATIANNANOW]

When I’m with my friends I say yes mama.

[twitch.tv/yolandafister @yolandafister]

the aliens after their transgender operations

[sam 🌟 @samuelmxc]

Me when I walk past the shovel that makes you laugh

[Craig Long @CjLong9]

Incapable of not thinking about this

[Zachary Jordan @ZacharyJ]

this is my new “my husband works in the area”

[Craig Long @CjLong9]

Taking an Instagram break and ending up on here again without even realizing it

[Cher @cher]

Something is amiss with ipad

[Bitchy Witch @TraderGoys]

Wagon wheel watusi

[Boulet Brothers @bouletbrothers]

The wuumers, the nastiness about her. I can do that. You want me to go there with husband?

[Craig Long @CjLong9]

What the fuck is this?

[Craig Long @CjLong9]

It has been over a year and I promised myself to never return to this hellscape but I will say that my old tweets still hold up.

[Craig Long @CjLong9]

This app is really really really really really bad

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

reading comprehension in its flop era

[Craig Long @CjLong9]

The absolute shock and embarrassment I feel having discovered a journal from when I was 11 that includes not one but TWO different attempts to rewrite Carrie the Musical......

[Craig Long @CjLong9]

Another day, another reason to love bears

[Craig Long @CjLong9]

The absolute DRAMA of this DuoLingo league I’m in

[Craig Long @CjLong9]

I think Andy from Toy Story is a lil

[Craig Long @CjLong9]

Only logging on to say that Death Becomes Her is a perfect film