Carol F

I'm not so good at advice - can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

[Carol F @CjSomebody]

It has been the longest and quietest 3 weeks I've experienced at the barn. I miss you so much Rascal♡

[Carol F @CjSomebody]

Hooves On The Beach out here eating up his new life.

[Carol F @CjSomebody]

Welcome to the herd Hooves On The Beach ♡
#standardbred #harnessracing #sosurreal

[Carol F @CjSomebody]

Hitchin' a ride.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Good morning. I’d rather be garbage than a Democrat.

[Carol F @CjSomebody]

Just rcv'd the greatest text of my life:
I just want you to know, one night a long time ago we were driving the Jeep around the backroads of Newcomerstown and Port, you said the trees smelled like cum, and now everytime I smell that smell from the trees, that’s what I think of.

[Carol F @CjSomebody]

Hi from the farm. Horse farm? Funny farm? Still a farm.

[Carol F @CjSomebody]

@JRimmm This brings me joy! How wonderful for the both of you!

[Carol F @CjSomebody]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Game on, boys. Let's show them a tackle or two

[Carol F @CjSomebody]

My personality is like that one kitchen drawer that's full of random shit.

[Carol F @CjSomebody]

@eewahlberg You did great, better than I ever could!

[Carol F @CjSomebody]

It's been a minute, but I was able to catch 2 days of racing at Dover. Loved watching Manny take some W's!
#TuscarawasCountyFair

[Carol F @CjSomebody]

My heart rate on roller coasters is lower than my heart rate at my 9-5. Something isn't mathing.
#cedarpoint

[Carol F @CjSomebody]

My net worth probably like 5 dollars and a Zebra Cake.

[Carol F @CjSomebody]

@mayorofcanton Bro, I love passing people in my soccer mom whip with my URMOM plates. 🤣

[Carol F @CjSomebody]

I can't put on fake eyelashes, but I can make gravy from scratch.

[Carol F @CjSomebody]

@mayorofcanton Year round, just ask the folks at Bob Evans.

[Carol F @CjSomebody]

I can't spend the rest of my life trying to convince an automatic faucet that I exist. I just can't.

[Carol F @CjSomebody]

@mayorofcanton Call Pond Wiser and have them send the dogs in. They chase them right off. Great little service they offer and Kathy is a sweet lady!