Chris

[leilani dowding 🌸🚜 ☮️ @LeilaniDowding]

When you hear about wildfires “due to climate change”. Just remember how many dumb cunts are out there

Always smart to set off fire works like this

#dovestones #dovestonesreservoir

[Jay @TracksideJay]

Me putting horses in accumulators on Boxing Day

[Chris @Cjable25]

@jsaywardjones @Jshakyx 11/2 already🤣

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

90' 'You'll never play for England' is chanted at Nick Pope - who has a number of England caps.

[2-4]

#BRENEW // #NUFC

[yung reezy 🇱🇨 @y_reezyg]

Nah Brits are the funniest people, how can she continue cooking him after he pulled a knife on her 😭😭

[NUFC360 @NUFC360]

Dan Burn doing a BSL celebration towards the deaf fans wearing special sensory shirts for today's game.

Love this. #NUFC

[jake @switfc]

The press are proper glory hunters for this bloke, only covering him when he's just finished.

Where were these lot on a warm Tuesday night in Zambia like the rest of us Twitter nerds?

[Doc 🥇 @backendoc]

The opening scene in The Boys caught me so off guard

[and Aria 🏳️‍⚧️💕 (le sserafim’s version) @sourmescals]

We don’t see as many rom-coms these days bc they’re afraid they’ll never top this scene

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Meet Kiki: Just a pregnant special needs cheetah who learned to sit from meerkats

[Tom Nestor @TomNestorft7t]

Every time I see this guy I think “is it already a week since last wednesday” just further reminding me that life passes you by exponentially quicker the older you get and there is little time left on this mortal coil

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

Waking up not hungover means you didn’t leave it all out on the field last night. Still had some gas in the tank.

[danawhite @danawhite]

NOW YOU KNOW!!! #UFCVegas87

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

michael bluth: we have to get dad out of prison

tobias funke subplot:

[Bricky🧱 @Bricky67_]

Ah well £50 deposited into Bet365 cheers minecraft

[SP @sspencerukk]

Oo look at me I’ve got someone who loves and cares for me on valentines. Actually pathetic mate just grow up

[Lays @OTD2point0]

February 14th plan (in order):

Drink 12 beers
Put Zach Bryan on shuffle
Text my ex
Breakfast

[10x'er @10x_er]

born to say “are you fucking retarded?”

forced to say “no worries! let’s circle back later”