Princess Consuela Bananahammock✨

To free will✨ 🇰🇪

[Princess Consuela Bananahammock✨ @CjayKimutai]

Nimefika kama siongeleshwi na mzazi alafu to make matters worse I appeared shouting “Zakayo Must Go” hapo Citizen😂😂😂😂 ni kumoto

[issah @1nissah]

Nafungua portal napata wameniekea F na mimi ni male

[Sparta @__Mamosh1]

"We outside" wameshikwa

[hoodie @99Cooking]

sometimes im like “I should stop smoking weed” and then I smoke weed and I’m like “this is exactly what we do it for”

[Kay 💕 @kthe185]

Women who eat men's ass need to be in a maximum security prison

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

If smoking weed makes you paranoid and anxious that's because you approached the joint with impure thoughts and a heavy karmic debt

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

I went without hair, waxing, nails, dentist, doctor, coffee, hanging out, taking a vacation or buying an outfit all 2025 and you know how much money I saved? NONE.

[Lyn🌺 @_ayandamay]

Just remembered they used to pick ONE MOVIE on planes and we all had to watch it TOGETHER😭😂

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

The fastest way to kill a good idea is asking ten people what they think.

[Chalant dreadhead @Just_Mucha_]

Reposted thinking tunaongelea pombe

[aleX🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

Gen Z does not understand that the economy used to be so good that if you had a roommate people genuinely thought you might be gay.

[🦋El~Fuego🫦 @fuegoshawrry777]

If Nairobians know what is good for us, that James Gakuya guy should not be voted in as our Governor. Mtu amejiweka Kwa billboards tangu July 2025 amepanga kuiba kila kitu.

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

i love my mom dearly but i've never met anyone who could benefit more from smoking a little weed

[hal 🕸️🕸️ @haliwriteswords]

really fun to get a masters degree, apply for 5 jobs, get rejected by 3 of them within a week, and now i get 10 spam phone calls a day because they sold my data

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[︎ SamSTFU @Mfdpmo]

Huwa najudge sana watu huskiza awa watu kama mkurugenzi, kibe, etc. Buda uko sure your brain is fully developed?

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

is it normal to have inside jokes with yourself that you laugh at subconsciously or is that schizophrenia

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Dear HR,

“Fresh graduate” and “2-3 years experience” should not be in the same sentence.

Regards.

[𝓡𝓱𝓶𝔃 @TRimamfyen]

Drug tests are funny.

The guy doing fentanyl all weekend passes by Wednesday.

The guy who hit a joint at a barbecue three weeks ago is the one failing.

[𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚋𝚒𝚎🦄🇰🇪 @ohkabura]

Nikiendelea Kula mandazi hivi nitawahi fanana Tyla kweli

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Rich kids being able to do art for a living may be a reflection of their privilege but it seems to me like a reflection of the fact that a human that doesn't have to worry about money will often choose art. everyone is an artist until rent is due. i wish we all had that right