Callum Whitcombe

Something funny.

[Callum Whitcombe @Cjwhitcombe]

Something about wedges and humous #loveisland

[Callum Whitcombe @Cjwhitcombe]

Camping with @EmmaAnsleey, and she is so excited for it...

[Callum Whitcombe @Cjwhitcombe]

Steven Avery's Mum wins Mum of the year every year hands down #MakingAMurderer

[Callum Whitcombe @Cjwhitcombe]

Hot tubs are gods best creation

[Callum Whitcombe @Cjwhitcombe]

@EmmaAnsleey please do it https://t.co/31LybBngAa

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

Now recruiting for Series 12 of @bbcapprentice. Get your business plan & apply by 25 JAN at https://t.co/qFxfhqoGp0

[Callum Whitcombe @Cjwhitcombe]

Finally understanding why that last little piggy went WEEE WEEE WEEE all the way home @David_Cameron #piggate

[Callum Whitcombe @Cjwhitcombe]

@scott_mills @Chris_Stark thank god we leave Corfu tonight. Thanks for having us on, the highlight of the holiday

[Callum Whitcombe @Cjwhitcombe]

Hi bake off, please make Marie win as I just got her in the work sweep steak #gbbo

[Callum Whitcombe @Cjwhitcombe]

@MrJamesMay @EmmaAnsleey #pleasesavejames

[Callum Whitcombe @Cjwhitcombe]

Dear @MrJamesMay my girlfriend @EmmaAnsleey has stolen this fridge magnet from me, please appeal for it's return.

[Callum Whitcombe @Cjwhitcombe]

@RoyalMail queued to be told you don't know where my parcel is and to check it online. Online it just says it's in the system. Thanks.

[Callum Whitcombe @Cjwhitcombe]

I have just put 80 address headed letters into windowless envelops and sealed them. Somewhere there is a god. And he is a cunt.

[Callum Whitcombe @Cjwhitcombe]

@GaryLineker The way I feel about seeing Rooney in centre midfield is the same way I feel when seeing killer whales in a tank at sea world

[Callum Whitcombe @Cjwhitcombe]

Phones with pens #SomethingIHate

[Callum Whitcombe @Cjwhitcombe]

The place I am working today is so posh I'm drinking tea from a ridiculously small mug

[Callum Whitcombe @Cjwhitcombe]

“Leave ideology to the armchair generals. It does me no good.” #FrankUnderwood

[Callum Whitcombe @Cjwhitcombe]

Just walked an hour round trip in brighton because I forgot I had a car. Brlilliant.

[Callum Whitcombe @Cjwhitcombe]

A new born giant baby panda weighs less than a cup of tea

[Callum Whitcombe @Cjwhitcombe]

McDonalds, a burger, a hotdog, and two more burgers is what @RSleat7 has eaten thus far today

[Callum Whitcombe @Cjwhitcombe]

When you get to watching 'animal Armageddon', you're bored.