Clark Griswold

I’m just your regular family man, trying to do the best for my wife and kids

[Clark Griswold @CkGriswold]

Ball of Foot!

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It’s beginning to look a lot like Sunday. Can't wait for some football!

[Clark Griswold @CkGriswold]

Can you get a headache from typing too much? It might be time to call this computer fad quits.

[Clark Griswold @CkGriswold]

Just heard one of my favorite rock songs on the radio … remixed and sung by a pop princess. WHAT THE HECK!? #wth

[Clark Griswold @CkGriswold]

Today is Abbey’s 30th Anniversary. She works with me. We’ve only worked together for 17 years though.

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Had the biggest breakfast. Sausage gravy over biscuits. Like little pillows from heaven covered with angel sauce.

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Day 3 of the same game. Turns out browser isn’t a game. I was wondering why I couldn’t win. It just kept searching and searching.

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Still playing the same online game. Darn you computer box. Darn you!

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Found a great game online today. I guess I’m not doing any work today.

[Clark Griswold @CkGriswold]

Ellen whooped me yesterday on the racquetball court. Time to get into training mode.

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UPDATE: Nothing good happened. Stupid socks.

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Found a rip in my lucky socks today, must be a good luck charm. Look out world, something good is gonna happen today.

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Someone messed with my desk. Something’s missing but I don’t know what yet.

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Experiment #2 – Turkey Loaf in the shape of a football. It’s up and it is GOOD!!!

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Experimenting with turkey now because of the surplus. Experiment #1 – Turkey Jam, gross. #fail

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Eating a turkey and stuffing sandwich with no more relatives in the house. Now this is something I’d like to give thanks for.

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Happy Thanksgiving, or in my case … please get out of my house.

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Pardon my insanity as I prepare myself for the invasion of the relatives.

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Isn’t it obvious?

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Why do purple’s elephant action?