claire howley

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

“I’m hammered” - Kyle Schwarber

Make this man a Phillie for life

[MELANIA TRUMP @MELANIATRUMP]

Charlie’s children will be raised with stories instead of memories, photographs instead of laughter, and silence where their father’s voice should have echoed.

Charlie Kirk’s life should serve as a symbolic reminder that compassionate awareness elevates family, love, and country.

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

Pray for Charlie Kirk now. 🤲

[omar @DripArab]

“you take everything as a joke”

me:

[Jay @Wavymafia]

Am i trippin? or the more you work on yourself the harder it becomes to deal with people that aren't working on themselves.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

please don't ever speak to me about math. i've moved on

[bevin @Kevchesterr]

you can tell who don’t be having a pocket full of sunshine #badvibes

[Jenna @jennafknj]

everytime I speak highly of somebody, I kid you not, next business day they remind me why I should’ve shut tf up😂😂

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Kid is already a legend. 😂😂🕺🕺

https://t.co/tx7wk0gogq

[HorrorMamaAl @horrormamaal]

They’ll never make me hate you, poverty nachos. I love you.

[Chris @citehchris]

not to be controversial but you should be allowed to leave work early to get drinks if the weather is nice enough

[Nemanja Magic @Ope__O]

He has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

[Mike Dro @MikeDro_]

Casey Anthony just made a TikTok account and is trending, so it’s time to bring back the Blake Griffin tweet

[Joey Mannarino @JoeyMannarino]

I haven’t been to the USA in about three months.

I got back yesterday. Ate one meal.

ONE meal.

I’m now on the toilet bent over in agony and my bowels are being obliterated.

Can we just give RFK the green light to get the chemicals and poisons out of our food here?

This is not normal but happens every time I come home and eat the food here.

This is NOT how we should be living!

[Sarcastic LeLovest👩🏾 ♊️🇱🇷 @lovestdiomande]

God said… “this is for you Philly” 🥹🥹

#FlyEaglesFly

[Breland Moore @BrelandFOX29]

I never done crack but Ive seen Cooper Dejean have a pick six on his bday and I feel like that’s pretty close

[gia (taylor’s version) @giamariano5]

nothing worse than showing up to a restaurant hungover and you see this size of water cups