Amanda Celli

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

[Amanda Celli @ClaarDemosscsg]

If we're texting and you write 'cum' instead of 'come' l'm gonna assume you want to have sex with me

[Amanda Celli @ClaarDemosscsg]

Mrs.Puff From Spongebob Hood As Fuck She Been To Jail Bout 10 Times

[Amanda Celli @ClaarDemosscsg]

#ToMyFutureSon don't get mad when your friends say your moms a milf

[Amanda Celli @ClaarDemosscsg]

I hate when niggas stay saying like "free booboo" & booboo done shot 12 people raped 7 women & stole 9 kids, no nigga keep booboo ass!

[Amanda Celli @ClaarDemosscsg]

Romney can't even name 3 ramen noodle flavors, he don't know the struggle.

[Amanda Celli @ClaarDemosscsg]

Mitt Romney Gone take away weave if he become President, hoes gone be walkin around looking like Lil Bill & Calliou...

[Amanda Celli @ClaarDemosscsg]

IF HER AGE IS ON THE CLOCK, SHES TOO YOUNG FOR THE COCK!

[Amanda Celli @ClaarDemosscsg]

I hate it when I'm singing and people join in. Bitch, this ain't Glee.

[Amanda Celli @ClaarDemosscsg]

#mythoughtsduringschool "Is that a weave, or a burnt horse tail?"

[Amanda Celli @ClaarDemosscsg]

?HeY dUdE wHaTs uP?!? uhhhh Bitch, is your caps lock having a seizure?

[Amanda Celli @ClaarDemosscsg]

"You need anger management classes" "You need SHUT THE FUCK UP classes BITCH, FUCK OUTTA MY FACE!"

[Amanda Celli @ClaarDemosscsg]

If I'm in a bad mood DON'T TOUCH ME. Don't poke me, tickle me, grab me.. Nothing. I will break your arm.

[Amanda Celli @ClaarDemosscsg]

No matter how many times you say "okay" your parents will not stop talking.

[Amanda Celli @ClaarDemosscsg]

Because FUCK YOU that's why... Shit, people be so nosy now a days..

[Amanda Celli @ClaarDemosscsg]

I hate when girls say "I'm single but my heart is taken" bitch, that nigga don't love you, hoe. Move on.

[Amanda Celli @ClaarDemosscsg]

#IDontHaveTimeFor Fake people. Either act right, or you're gonna get left

[Amanda Celli @ClaarDemosscsg]

No girlfriend should EVER feel like she's in competition with another hoe PERIOD!

[Amanda Celli @ClaarDemosscsg]

When I'm at Home On a School Day, I Look At The Clock And Think, "Haa! Those Niggaz Are In Math Class

[Amanda Celli @ClaarDemosscsg]

New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's gonna get your paychecks.

[Amanda Celli @ClaarDemosscsg]

Hoes Be Like .. "Im Mixed" .with 2 inches of nappy hair?? mixed with what??. a Bag Of Struggle??