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[Otis on Jiya @mtende_kuyokwa]

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[Pemphs...💎 @Pemphs1]

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[CANAL 〽️W @Canalmw98]

Two Years Ago we lost a Great Man Dr Saulos Klaus Chilima

Not forgetting the other 8 victims of the plane crash

May their beloved Souls Continue Resting in Peace 🕊️

[Faith, Hope and Love @longie_k]

Also, too many educated people try to invest in businesses that look good as opposed to those that actually make money.

Unfortunately most “cosmetic” businesses won’t make you wealthy

[Walker @liwucodes]

True. A lot of them are nice hobbies.

[Pemphero W Mphande @PempheroMphande]

Come to think of it, one of the reasons women live longer than men is that they get enough sleep. The most underrated health intervention is simply getting enough sleep. Sleep affects not just your mental health, but almost every aspect of your physical health, from your heart and immune system to your metabolism and blood pressure. Don’t underestimate the power of a good night’s sleep. Of course, don’t oversleep, but make sure you get enough rest!

[Du @Clainonn]

@TDzinkambani 😂😂😂

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[King Tau @geoftau]

The wait for the World Cup continues but last night, we made a move that changes the game.

A new partner. A stronger league. A bigger vision for the Central Region Football League.

Proud to stand with the CRFA taskforce; getting results, not just talking about them. Let’s work.

[Carol Radull @CarolRadull]

🤣🤣🤣

[Bob Phondo @bobphondo]

So blessed to experience both Namadingo and Eli at their peak man..

Masters of their crafts.

[HOPKINS @Hopemalopa]

📌

[Chris “Luda FabLab” Kaliati @yazzaxris]

Kanthu kaja kali ready ma guy.

Who has 195k atenge aka

[Spingle Mhone @ViceroyIV]

Zinangovuta koma nditangomaliza Standard 8 ankayenela kuzandisiya ku banja.

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

Figo more, he said he wants to build a team of superstars…and Figo was going to be the first. He said Figo should forget about the 30m, he should just come to Real Madrid, they were going to win everything.

Gaspert had also won the Barcelona presidential election. He said Figo called him at midnight and told him that he had two tickets from Lisbon, one to Barcelona and one to Real Madrid (don’t forget players were on holiday, it was summer, that’s the reason Figo was in Lisbon).

Figo told him to pledge on improving his contract, gave him a specific amount, something around this, but Gaspert said he can’t do such, and it’s even midnight (Figo denied saying that).

Figo then flew to Real Madrid next day to sign, the football world went crazy. Please watch the day Figo was unveiled as a Real Madrid player. He wasn’t even happy, he didn’t want to go, but he said Perez showed him that he had value, and Barcelona hierarchy were messing with him.

The video of Figo at Camp Nou is one of the most circulated video of betrayal in the football world. Barca hosted Madrid in a la Liga match. 100,000 people filled up Camp Nou, and it was against Luis Figo not even against Madrid.

They chanted all through the game. In fact, when Figo got off the bus, about 10 policemen had to guard him because the crowd were ready to burn him.

They made chants about his girlfriend being a whor£, they attacked his family, they printed notes of money with his face on it to show that he chose money, they labelled him a traitor. He had never seen such hate in his life. Till date, I don’t think any player has experienced such hate in their life by a fanbase.

Figo couldn’t take corner kicks, police men were on corner flags because the fans were throwing things, it was madness. Barcelona ended up winning that game again😭

Fast forward, Gaspert ended up being arguably the worst president in Barcelona’s history, because after Figo left, Barcelona went trophyless for about 5 years and Real Madrid were winning. In fact, Figo won the league in his first season at Madrid, won the champions league the next season, he won everything in that 5 years at Real Madrid.

He still lives in Madrid till date and says he does not regret leaving, and he didn’t leave to hurt the fans.

Crazy football stories for days mehn.

[Jerome Chisikwa @JeromeChisikwa]

This is becoming a pandemic. Men are dying due to sexual performance‑enhancing drugs. I’m no medical doctor, but I believe the best hack for sexual stamina is fitness. Hit the gym. Keep good weight and BMI. You won’t have to use Viagra or what have you. Also, don’t be a sex hero!

[Wongani Nyangulu MBBS, MSc, DTMH @WJS_Nyangulu]

You're a 30 year old. Why do you even need a drug for erectile dysfunction (which you don't have). You could have drug interactions or meds laced with other agents, all of which risks potential complications & death. All so you could tell your boys how you kept it up for hours?

[Spingle Mhone @ViceroyIV]

@kollen509214 @Kukwithu For those who think I wrote this, I would never disgrace my wife by writing such about her. Please let’s be guided.

[The Slice Magazine @slicemagazine]

Today marks two years since Vice President Saulos Klaus Chilima and eight others died in a tragic plane crash that shocked the nation.

The crash claimed the lives of:

▪️ Dr Saulos Klaus Chilima
▪️ Patricia Shanil Dzimbiri Muluzi
▪️ Abdul Lapukeni
▪️ Lucas Kapheni
▪️ Chisomo Chimaneni
▪️ Dan Kanyemba
▪️ Owen Sambalopa
▪️ Flora Selemani Ngwirinji
▪️ Wales Aidini

May their souls continue to rest in peace. 🕊️🇲🇼

[Vince Chinyama @VinceChinyama]

I have a friend. Let’s call him James.

And James is a cars guy. He currently drives a Golf GTI and he’ll happily tell you why a GTI is a different animal from an ordinary Golf, even though, to the untrained eye ( read females lol), they look the same. James doesn’t look at cars the way the rest of us do.

One afternoon he calls me and says he wants to buy shares and he checked a few companies and that he decided to go for company X because it sells at lower price than company Y and he will get more shares with the same amount of money. Fair right?

But James had just walked into the most common trap on the market. The same one that catches almost everyone.

So i decided to put it in a language he understands. A cheap third hand GTI can be a terrible choice for him even tho it has a lower price than a fairly used Befoward GTI with a higher price. He immediately got the point.

The price of a single share on its own, rarely tells the real story. Lower price on the market does not always mean cheaper.

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