Una Nancy Owen: Taylor's Version

New day, new enemy

[Una Nancy Owen: Taylor's Version @Clairdycat]

This is my truth.

[Jim @centristjim1]

Does anyone else get really bad headaches in this heat?

And before anyone says “you need to drink more”…

I’ve already had two cans of monster and an iced coffee today, so it’s not that.

[Una Nancy Owen: Taylor's Version @Clairdycat]

Ive done 3 jobs today I've been putting off for at least 3 months.
And I have no one to tell.

One day they'll find my corpse - probably half eaten by Perry.

I'm okay with all of this

[Una Nancy Owen: Taylor's Version @Clairdycat]

I could not be happier RN

[Una Nancy Owen: Taylor's Version @Clairdycat]

I don't really like my job, but I'm really bloody good at it. I just want to be paid to read and drink tea.

[Una Nancy Owen: Taylor's Version @Clairdycat]

As a lifelong (roughly 3 weeks) fan of @Erling I should like to say I now support Manchester City - in much the same way I supported Nottingham Forest for a while in the 90s.

[Una Nancy Owen: Taylor's Version @Clairdycat]

It's nearly here

[Beige @Beigerevenge]

A guy who’s always being accidentally overheard called Hot Mike

[Una Nancy Owen: Taylor's Version @Clairdycat]

I did not care about football at all until TikTok showed me this man. #norway #haaland

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Yes, we have bellends here as well.

[Una Nancy Owen: Taylor's Version @Clairdycat]

If I could bottle how happy this makes me

[Una Nancy Owen: Taylor's Version @Clairdycat]

@jpriceno7 Hey JP. I'm good. You?

[Una Nancy Owen: Taylor's Version @Clairdycat]

Directly on to the m5

[Dan @Altgthr]

It’s so hot today that if Michael Barrymore invited me round for a pool party I’d go.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

I am fckin BEGGING sports bra makers to sew these pads in. Why are we still living like this???

[Una Nancy Owen: Taylor's Version @Clairdycat]

Happy Fortnight to all who celebrate

[Una Nancy Owen: Taylor's Version @Clairdycat]

Too old for 75 hour weeks. 😴

[Una Nancy Owen: Taylor's Version @Clairdycat]

Having a terrifically bad day. Cassie cures the clusters. I am a fucking Epic mum.

[Una Nancy Owen: Taylor's Version @Clairdycat]

I've been here 12 hours already. I'm so OVER resi care.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I’m beginning to think we’d probably be better off if Y2K had actually ruined all the computers back in 2000.