CLurr

in constant disarray

[CLurr @ClaireALem]

Whenever “The tide is high” comes on I reach for my hairbrush and imagine I’m Lizzie McGuire

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

It might be Labor Day weekend, but let’s all remember that we're still in the middle of a pandemic. Wear a mask, practice social distancing, and follow the experts. It’ll save lives.

[CLurr @ClaireALem]

@MaryLemley3

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Paulo. Sometimes he forgets he doesn’t have his leg anymore, but his human is always there to assist with the scratches. 14/10 for both

[CLurr @ClaireALem]

@ZachSkalet Resting mad and existential face

[CLurr @ClaireALem]

Mary played me “Blinding Light” by The Weeknd and the intro is STRIKINGLY SIMILAR to “Take on me”

[CLurr @ClaireALem]

Successfully survived a 12 hour shift with only 4 hours of sleep ✌️

[CLurr @ClaireALem]

The amount of people wearing face masks at the airport without it covering their nose is astounding.

[CLurr @ClaireALem]

Everyone needs to see @bombshellmovie

[CLurr @ClaireALem]

My goodest boy ate his dinner at the dining room table without ever putting his paws on the table 😍 #CatsOfTwitter #cats

[CLurr @ClaireALem]

WE’RE HERE!!

[Morgan Harper Nichols @morganhnichols]

a few reminders 🙏✨

[CLurr @ClaireALem]

Do you ever write like 6 terrible papers and then your 7th one is actually starting to be decent

[CLurr @ClaireALem]

So this is ancient news but have some god damn decency and put the effing seat down after you pee

[CLurr @ClaireALem]

@ZachSkalet #catdad

[CLurr @ClaireALem]

@GoPenguintravel #gopenguin

[CLurr @ClaireALem]

Haha Hahahah @me https://t.co/Q2rSckmuly

[CLurr @ClaireALem]

I officially flubbed. Break out your jackets Portland, it’s cold out 🥶

[CLurr @ClaireALem]

I painted a picture of Oliver and he loves to pose next to it #cats

[CLurr @ClaireALem]

Gin has become my alcohol of choice and I think it has become part of my aesthetic

[CLurr @ClaireALem]

@world where do I get non-dairy milk that doesn’t curdle in coffee?

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

calzone is pizza in a defensive position