Claire Blake 💙

Enjoys Derren Brown, Benedict Cumberbatch and chocolate. Views are my own. She/Her. [email protected]

[Claire Blake 💙 @ClaireBHypno]

@alandaviescomic Thank you, pre-ordered!

[Claire Blake 💙 @ClaireBHypno]

@historyrock_ I’ll never forget sitting in my armchair in the dark, windows thrown open against the heat, and listening to Dire Straits play Brothers in Arms for the first time…

[The_Bearded_Dr_Sina @the_beardedsina]

This is the best Down syndrome awareness video I have ever seen

Amazing 👏👏👏

[Claire Blake 💙 @ClaireBHypno]

@justinflom @pisces1969 x

[Claire Blake 💙 @ClaireBHypno]

@pisces1969 🤣🤣🤣

[Louvain Rees ⚰️ @hellohistoria]

BREAKING NEWS 📰

The Bayeux Tapestry will spend 6 months in Wales during its loan to the UK from France.

A spokesman for the National Museum of Wales said: “We haven’t decided yet where we’re going to display it. It’ll either be Bayeux or by there.”

[Claire Blake 💙 @ClaireBHypno]

@silverpebble That looks fantastic!

[Claire Blake 💙 @ClaireBHypno]

@MrsP1001 @JanetEmson I still can’t read @terryandrob ‘s biography… 😢

[Claire Blake 💙 @ClaireBHypno]

@SarahMillican75 I’m quite partial to a Tunnock’s chocolate teacake… a great big blob of sugar on top of a biscuit and all covered in chocolste 😋😋

[Claire Blake 💙 @ClaireBHypno]

@CoffeewClassics I don’t like to boast, but I will… Full marks for me! 😁😁😁

[Claire Blake 💙 @ClaireBHypno]

@paul_winginit @oldenoughtosay Brit here, I’d agree with that.

[Claire Blake 💙 @ClaireBHypno]

@KarynCurtis21 No, but I do apologise to Minerva the Mini if I accidentally drive her through a pothole which is deeper than I thought it would be (and would therefore have avoided)…

[Claire Blake 💙 @ClaireBHypno]

@phillyzoo @pisces1969 x

[Harlan Coben @HarlanCoben]

Pardon my French, but when they ask, tell your kids this is a f&cking role model.

[Claire Blake 💙 @ClaireBHypno]

@hilaryosborne @LauraPAuthor Quality Street coffee creams?!! Excuse me?!!!

[Mark Gatiss 💙 @Markgatiss]

https://t.co/9ZYZOivcCP
Tonight at 10.15pm BBC2. Merry Christmas!
@bbcarts

[John Finnemore @JohnFinnemore]

Geeeeeettttt…. DRESSED ye merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay! For it is Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day! It’s Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day… it is Chri-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-histmas daaaaay!

Love,
The Airport.

[Claire Blake 💙 @ClaireBHypno]

@pvtsasquatch This internet stranger is hoping for good things for you - Merry Christmas!🎄

[GOP Jesus @GOPJesusUSA]

BREAKING: Panama Doubles Fees For U.S. Warships Transiting Canal

“In our country, we have an ‘a-hole tax’ that kicks in automatically whenever anyone with orange skin threatens us,” said President José Raúl Mulino Quintero. “When they sincerely apologize, the rate goes back to normal.”

The funds from the extra fees are used to fund women’s reproductive healthcare.

[Claire Blake 💙 @ClaireBHypno]

@Ben_Aaronovitch I’m nearly finished my re-listen of this (I’ve done the whole series on my commute to and from work) before I start on the Masquerades of Spring!

[Claire Blake 💙 @ClaireBHypno]

@DudespostingWs @chazzybara your next challenge?!!