claire!

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

if Pharrell released “Happy” today we would have whooped his ass

[gigi @420insidejob]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[claire! @ClaireBruning]

@AndreasTheSwede Infuriating

[claire! @ClaireBruning]

@Ashdonne How the hell are we not already on this😭 imma text y

[claire! @ClaireBruning]

I need more girl friends who like to game cause i know y’all exist

[jackson dickert @JacksonDAuthor]

Non-violent art heists should be legal and considered high stakes capture the flag for adults

[claire! @ClaireBruning]

I’m an auntie now 😭 look at my little chicken wing

[claire! @ClaireBruning]

@sweethoney_tea Come back ASAP

[claire! @ClaireBruning]

@dono_bog @princ3ssputa @theoscarlozada This is so mf cute

[claire! @ClaireBruning]

@Momma_Dutch 32 & 18 👌🏼 met a girl who was at like 60 something before she had surgery, her x-ray was gnarly

[claire! @ClaireBruning]

LA fitness forged my mom’s signature on a contract and tried to cover it up. Charged her WAY MORE than expected.
She said FYI I’m an attorney and will eat you, management realized they would be screwed and helped us get out. Scummy business

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

I tried canceling my gym membership and they said I’m in contract until 2023?????? And won’t let me cancel unless I have a doctors note or proof of moving. Not me signing papers and accidentally selling my soul to these niggas bc wtf

[claire! @ClaireBruning]

Preparing a celebration for the day Martin Shkreli finally dies

[claire! @ClaireBruning]

Back at it

[claire! @ClaireBruning]

Tequila is evil

[claire! @ClaireBruning]

@joellenagy Damn that’s an accomplishment! Congrats!

[claire! @ClaireBruning]

Pizza on a mountain w the fam

[claire! @ClaireBruning]

@Ashdonne @joellenagy can I hop in on this 👀