Claire Currie Horsley

wife 💍 mom 👩‍👧‍👦 teacher 🍎

[Claire Currie Horsley @ClaireCurrie4]

Let’s see if me & James can go all year without having another baby 🤪

[𝓛𝔂𝓻𝓲𝓬 2̶ 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓭🐙💕 @fineasslyric]

Eyebrow lady: UPPER LIP TOO?
ME: I'll knock all this shit over

[Jessica Lewis @jesssssslewis]

what if Miley comes out now and puts the wig back on and Selena and Demi start hanging out again and High School Musical 4 begins filming and Zack and Cody move back into the Tipton AND EVERYTHING BECOMES RIGHT IN THE WORLD ONCE AGAIN

[hannah PIERCE @gulickhannah]

I would like to break up the satire of my usual content to get serious. Americans read horrific headlines every day without any more information because the next day there is a new story plaguing the nation. I'm going to give you the follow-up for a story you may not have heard.

[↣Hannah↢ @huntinhannah]

I think it’s more of a respect thing, not an ownership thing. You’re asking the person that was the most important man in her life if you can essentially replace him.
Feminists are weirdos nowadays

[lain @prfctsweetie]

i’m so tired of literal tee shirts being $40+ there is NO excuse if u cannot produce a printed TEE SHIRT in a cost effective way u should not be running a business
don’t argue w me

[Daryl ✝️ @dee_i92]

Nobody:

Absolutely no one:

Not a single soul, I promise you:

White feminists:

[Claire Currie Horsley @ClaireCurrie4]

y’all ignore me as I blare 2008-2012 Taylor Swift until I get my fix, thx 🙂

[xavier @xvvvier]

it’s so important to love someone a little extra on their bad days

[boss princess ⚯͛ @itsleviOsa934]

If you see me out with milk leaking through my shirt, just know, somewhere my baby is crying so mind your business

[ains @ainsley_baby]

I just wanna be on a boat, tipsy & dancing/singing while getting a helluva sun burn today

[wwan @wordsweallneed]

“Job never saw why he suffered, but he saw God and that was enough.”

[☞ Yancy York ☜ @YaBoiYancy]

Don’t fuck up a good thing by digging too much. We all have a past, if you want someone. Work on being their future. The end.........

[Claire Currie Horsley @ClaireCurrie4]

CRYINGGGGG😭😭 now I’m so excited for July I just can’t stand it!

[Claire Currie Horsley @ClaireCurrie4]

weird bucket list item of mine:

to go to Gatlinburg in mid-July even though I’m not a boy named Sue & my husband just booked our family THE CUTEST cottage on a pond for my birthday week (in mid July)!

Ima say it again, idek how I’m the lucky one that found him ❤️

[Alexis 🫧 @itsalexisslove]

i’m currently fighting battles i can’t even speak to anyone about, but ima get through it i know i am.

[Sydney Groom @sydneygstyle]

You never truly appreciate sleepy little nothing towns until you’ve left one.