Claire G Swann

I'm a self-trained artist. Born in Berlin but grew up in Nottingham. Looking to connect with other creative spirits and have some fun.

[Claire G Swann @ClaireGSwann]

Fuckwits

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It's to loud, I'm too neurotic. It's Friday. I forgot to click "save"

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People never fucking change! That is fact. Don't delude yourself!

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Fucking twat

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Feeling glum and fed up. Stupid

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Work is progressing nicely. I'm making a giant version of those rulers you have when ur a kid, with pictures that move.

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Terminal psychopath

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Andrew to win #masterchef! C'mon!

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Ignorance isn't bliss if you are aware enough to know that you are ignorant

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I must be getting old. Blur still seem like quite a new band to me.

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Florence Walsh sounds like a foghorn but not half as tuneful. Is her "machine" a foghorn by any chance?

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Watching Pointless and indulging in a large glass of rose wine : )

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If I can repeat failure, then I can repeat success

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There are so many rude, balshy people about in town today! Don't take your bad mood out on me, especially when I'm being so polite to you!

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It's better to have a hole in your shoe than a shoe in your hole

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Black coffee. Thank goodness for black coffee...

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#PancakeDay! Yeah, I know, it's a day early but whatevva, I was hungry.

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Yeah, so anyway, I spent a good part of the day in my studio. Beavering away like a little artistic, erm...beaver

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...so here goes. My 1st foray into the Twitterverse. Be gentle with me, I'm one of those "sensitive artist" type folks....