Claire Gunter

Soup of the day: tequila sunrise

[Ian Jaeger @IanJaeger29]

BREAKING: The Pentagon has just failed its 7th audit and says it cannot account for what its $824B budget is spent on.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Nothing conservatives like more than declaring victory over a problem they completely made up

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

So after ducking and dodging for weeks, Walters is now admitting that he used taxpayer funds intended for students to purchase $60 Trump Bibles made in China.

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

It's super funny that he's literally nominating everyone who worked on project 2025 and rubbing it in your faces

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

Yep

[Whitley O'Connor @WhitleyOConnor]

If Superintendent Walters really wanted to put Bibles in every classroom, he would have done it. It's not hard or expensive. It would take no more than a few hours of time and a handful of phone calls to secure private funds (maybe $150,000) and the bibles. Instead... 1/3

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Trump's nominee to lead the Department of Health and Human Services:

“You cannot trust medical advice from medical professionals.”https://t.co/SbrrWMz3kH

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Processed food, soda and tanning booths for me, but not for thee.

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Never has a crime so obscene been so confessed to, so endlessly, so shamelessly, so proudly

[🦋 Manson Infowars 💖 ✨ @MansonInfoWars]

Rape allegations really “ruin a man’s life” and yet you can still become president of the United States of America 🇺🇸.

[jxke @jakemorell]

“close the borders, we’re tired of felons walking into this country”

motherfucker you just elected one as the goddamn president of the united states of america

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[spelunky shore @spelunky_]

trump supporters are always like “i hope you don’t hate me because of who i voted for” but based on who you voted for, i’m pretty sure you hate me

[ruby 🇲🇽 @rubythevalley]

people who say "well trump was president in 2016 you'll live 🤓" do not realize tens of thousands of people died because he downplayed a pandemic and women today are dying because of the 3 supreme court justices he appointed

[jordyn youngblood 🧸 @whyjordie]

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

[♡ melanie ♡ @loverconrad13]

you just proved it was never about the fetus and more about controlling women.

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[Tzeporah Berman @Tzeporah]

Such an excellent illustration of how inefficient fossil fuels are and how manufactured our dependency actually is.

Close to half of all shipping traffic worldwide is just moving fossil fuels around

[Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @RogerZenAF]

THIS is what the election should look like. The fact that it's any closer than this is a total fucking embarrassment for the entire country.