Claire Haffner

Is it a Mactruck? Is it a Lamborghini? It’s both. @Swanny_06

[Claire Haffner @ClaireHaffner]

Claire Bear lives on 4ever

[Claire Haffner @ClaireHaffner]

@stoolpresidente Don’t do this to me Dave……..

[Tyler Dreiling @TylerDreiling]

The new geographic center of the Big 12 Conference is near Okeene, Oklahoma, about an hour northwest of the OKC metro.

Before the Pac-12 schools were added, it was in northwest Arkansas.

This has been pointless maps with Tyler, thanks for watching.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

In all seriousness I want to thank everybody who has come along with us for past 2 decades on this insane ride. I never dreamed we’d make it this far + we never could have without your unwavering support. As for the haters I got bad news. I ain’t going anywhere so fuck you #viva

[Claire Haffner @ClaireHaffner]

Little Miss makes boob job her entire personality

[Claire Haffner @ClaireHaffner]

Nooo Davey why’d you set yourself up like this 😭😭😭 #ShortKingLivesMatter

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Me and the boys in London

[Claire Haffner @ClaireHaffner]

@tanner_dwayne I clap when your mom lands.

[Claire Haffner @ClaireHaffner]

Depression.

[Claire Haffner @ClaireHaffner]

@RansomTJones Military dollars well spent #NoThisIsPatrick

[Claire Haffner @ClaireHaffner]

🐪

[Claire Haffner @ClaireHaffner]

@LumberJackJen Down bad.

[Claire Haffner @ClaireHaffner]

Any ladies on the TL looking for a summer fling? I’ve got some friends

[Claire Haffner @ClaireHaffner]

Turnpike x3.

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

YOU CAN ONLY PICK 3 🤠

[Claire Haffner @ClaireHaffner]

Dear @USNavy, please excuse Ransom Tucker Jones from any upcoming water activities or war-related precautions you may be taking; as his presence is requested, NAY, unfathomably desired to attend the nuptials of dear friends, March 5th. As always, Go Navy - Beat Army.

[Claire Haffner @ClaireHaffner]

Go Ag

[Sergei Perfiliev 🇺🇦 @perfiliev]

A Ukrainian farmer using his tractor stole A TANK... 😆😆😆

[Claire Haffner @ClaireHaffner]

@tanner_dwayne Can’t wait for more mustache snaps! Good luck!

[Claire Haffner @ClaireHaffner]

I wish women shook hands like guys do. The hug isn’t always necessary.

[Jennifer Bedwell @jenncarolanne]

@ClaireHaffner summer needs to get here already

[Claire Haffner @ClaireHaffner]

So sad that Turnpike has all these awesome concerts coming up and no one can go :// darn :,(

[Claire Haffner @ClaireHaffner]

Honestly, you could be a burning garbage can of a person, but if your skin looks good people are going to think you have your shit together.

[Claire Haffner @ClaireHaffner]

If y’all didn’t know Cain’s was going to be the first show back, you just aren’t a real one 😮‍💨