Claire Handley

Spewer of Nonsense x

[Gareth Russell @garethrussell1]

Incest, murder, splendour, savagery, and an emperor dead in the loo. What more could you want from my first podcast? SINGLE MALT HISTORY is out now for your half-hour instalments of delicious and depraved stories from the past!

https://t.co/OB3AgxbMN3

[Claire Handley @ClaireHandley]

@BenSmith333 Thank you Ben. We’re ✨not✨

[Claire Handley @ClaireHandley]

Can everyone please reassure me that they are also finding greys right now. I am feeling ✨fragile✨

[Claire Handley @ClaireHandley]

Yeah that is totally fine YouTube. Keep showing me ads. Just know that with every one I watch, my resolve to never get YoTube Premium strengthens.

[Claire Handley @ClaireHandley]

@garethrussell1 I didn’t know I had a 5 year old

[Claire Handley @ClaireHandley]

Me, a Scorpio, when I come across Scorpio boys on Bumble.

[Claire Handley @ClaireHandley]

@rachelhynds Omg I’m in

[Claire Handley @ClaireHandley]

Anyone else in their late twenties feeling like the pandemic has ROBBED you of your youth?
Like in my head I’ve made peace with the fact that I’m now 39.

[Claire Handley @ClaireHandley]

@bridgetflan Colour me ruined Bridge x

[Claire Handley @ClaireHandley]

I use a maximum of ONE 😊 in my emails because I am a professional. #businessbitch

[Claire Handley @ClaireHandley]

@aimee_creighton Idk about you guys but I’m constantly asking strangers on the internet about their skincare routines x

[Claire Handley @ClaireHandley]

@garethrussell1 Terrifyingly so x

[Claire Handley @ClaireHandley]

My Amazon has such a NEEDY energy right now. Like chill out babe I got a new bank card? God forbid Jeff’s £7.99 from me is delayed 🙄

[Ee @aimee_creighton]

Every time someone waves at me in a shop:

[Sorcha Cartoons @SorchaCartoons]

Who needs MAGA when you got Gaga

[Claire Handley @ClaireHandley]

No harm but had anyone ever actually used this thumbs up on purpose?

[Sorcha Cartoons @SorchaCartoons]

It’s portfolio day! And I’m an animation designer and illustrator currently looking for work so please share and retweet ✨I will pay you back in liking your tweets and laughing at your jokes even when they aren’t that funny

[Claire Handley @ClaireHandley]

@garethrussell1 Gareth I am LIVING for the fact that you are so on board with this having not watched Bridgerton yet

[Claire Handley @ClaireHandley]

I vote for a Bridgerton -esque debut back into society post pandemic. Miss Rona has been the diamond of the season for too damn long 💅🏻