Claire

Live. Laugh. Love.

[Claire @ClaireKalb]

Does anyone else's fam ball up the wrapping paper after opening presents and whip it across the room to nail the nearest person who isn't looking? cuz it's like a war zone in my fam

[NCAA Women's Volleyball @NCAAVolleyball]

One final team prayer for @BaylorVBall, joined by @BadgerVB following the match.

#NCAAVB

[Claire @ClaireKalb]

@peytnhaag @LoganMartinx05

[Claire @ClaireKalb]

I wonder what it feels like to have a major that has all the answers on the internet

[Justin @JustinCWalker1]

Opened my Bible after a rough couple of days and this is what I read:

“When you go through deep waters, I will be with you. When you go through rivers of difficulty, you will not drown. When you walk through the fire, you will not be burned up.”
-Isaiah 43:2

Look. At. God.

[Bachelor Bob @BachelorBob_]

.@demi_burnett is so funny I literally can’t even.

#BachelorInParadise

[Claire @ClaireKalb]

*in the candy aisle
Little girl in front of me: "oh my, it's the diabetes aisle!!"

[Claire @ClaireKalb]

The amount of times I gotta urban dictionary people's texting lingo makes me question whether I'm actually a millennial/generation Z.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Struck him out looking, then makes a play for the highlight reel.

Maddy Freking can do it all 😤 #LLWS

[Claire @ClaireKalb]

Keep showing the boys how it's done; the world needs more badass girls like Maddy!

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Maddy Freking is making history

She's the first 1st girl since Mo'ne Davis to pitch in a Little League World Series and the 19th girl to ever play in #LLWS ✊

[Claire @ClaireKalb]

Note to self: when giving a presentation, always have a built in, slightly passive-agressive comment for those paying more attention to their phone than you.

[Claire @ClaireKalb]

Whoever has been driving through Madison holding an "I love boobies" sign... You're gonna have to drive a little slower to see the goods

[Claire @ClaireKalb]

Oldest brother to my youngest brother: "isn't it crazy that you were the fastest sperm"

[Logan Martin @LoganMartinx05]

@bennn143 appreciation post. Nothing but respect for my king.

[Claire @ClaireKalb]

Who would've thought a water bottle could double as a drinking device AND a calorimeter?? @HydroFlask

[Claire @ClaireKalb]

If you live in the Midwest and never mastered the one handed, palm still on the steering wheel wave given upon passing pedestrians, go back to driver's education please.

[Kent @RealKentMurphy]

Yasiel Puig ran exactly like Jack Sparrow 😂😂

[Mason Ramsey @masonramsey]

If you don’t got no giddie up then giddie out my way