Claire Middendorf

don't fr*ck with me, I have the power of God and anime on my side

[Claire Middendorf @ClaireMarie227]

I am a:
⚪️man
🔘 woman

Seeking:
⚪️boyfriend
⚪️girlfriend
🔘Carl from Jimmy Neutron

[Claire Middendorf @ClaireMarie227]

*watches murph carry case of bud light to the garage*

Murph: “I’m gonna go sit and watch highlights and post game interviews in the garage and be sad”

Uhhh go Vols:(

[Murphy Johnson @topochicbroloco]

Absolutely LOVED watching this team this year. Heartbreak to end it this way. But man do I love the Vols!🍊🍊🍊

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

BREAKING NEWS: Grimace is dead

[Claire Middendorf @ClaireMarie227]

My only critique of Top Gun is that Rooster and Hangman should have kissed at the end.

[Claire Middendorf @ClaireMarie227]

The worst part about deconstructing my faith is remembering all of the cringe things I did and said between the ages of 13 and 23 when I was brainwashed.

[Claire Middendorf @ClaireMarie227]

Put it in reverse Terry

[Claire Middendorf @ClaireMarie227]

@emmammidd 🥵

[Claire Middendorf @ClaireMarie227]

“You guys ever look at your nipples? No, like just for fun.” - @topochicbroloco

[Claire Middendorf @ClaireMarie227]

@topochicbroloco Hot

[Claire Middendorf @ClaireMarie227]

@SarakiJoon I regret not posing better

[Claire Middendorf @ClaireMarie227]

@abbyepetersen Abby I’m getting married in two weeks what should I do

[Claire Middendorf @ClaireMarie227]

#NewProfilePic

[Claire Middendorf @ClaireMarie227]

@UberEats thanks

[Claire Middendorf @ClaireMarie227]

I’d you’re there girl who’s standing up this guy in the Nashville Airport who is here with a rose and a sign I don’t like you.