claire🌻

[man on @cIassicreeboks]

i’m gonna start crying

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

Don't talk to me today unless it's about @Beyonce THANX

[Ryan Bloomquist @ryanbloomquist]

tfw you’ve been switching between new Beyoncé and the Wicked trailer all day

[amber @marydontmind]

look i said it before and it still stands #Eurovision

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

me following the BBC Match of the Day drama even though I've never watched it

[Dan ✨ @danieljwillis]

Shania Twain has reportedly turned down performing at the Coronation of King Charles III.

"Okay, so you're King Charles? That Don't Impress Me Much", she exclaimed.

[lewisjwr ☆★ @lewisjwr]

Spotted this continuity error in TITANIC.

As the ship is sinking this guy starts singing “Gangsta’s Paradise” by Coolio. The Titanic sank in 1912, “Gangsta’s Paradise” wasn’t released until 1995, over 80 years AFTER Titanic sank. A bit of an embarrassing mistake really 😬😬

[john @jmce95]

my friend grace who’s never seen a CD player: what’s that you’re putting inside it?

me:

[HamishSteele @hamishsteele]

My animal crossing islanders for the past 8 months

[discount dakota johnson (taylor's version)🥥🌴 @k__d13]

girls don’t want boyfriends they want emma chamberlain’s kitchen

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

When Cascada says Evacuate the Dancefloor but Beyoncé says do not attempt to leave the dancefloor

[James @JMesh92]

What’s the protection called when you book a package holiday?

[Ex Head of Bryn Hafren & Pencoedtre High Schools @ExHeadBHandPHS]

Staff in the school where I was a headteacher did not congregate in the staff room with alcohol. Instead they went home exhausted, washed their clothes and experienced two emotions, a sense of duty and worry in case they had brought Covid home with them. How dare you!

[cameron 🔥 @camruined]

Florence Welch to her mother, father, children, sisters and brothers:

[Leslie John Perry @LeslieJohnPerr1]

@RickyDHale

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨“If you've got one shred of compassion for all those families who sacrificed so much, who lost so much, you’ll go”🚨

[Chelan876 @mamachell]

MY CHEST 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺❤❤❤❤❤❤