Claire Dalton Pak 🌻

You say 'run-on sentence' like it's a bad thing. Pray for 🇺🇦.

[Claire Dalton Pak 🌻 @Claire_Pak0104]

@FranSzpylczyn Nice work. Abby Johnson blocked me, and I don't remember what I said to her.

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@SimchaFisher My God I was just thinking this this morning. A new priest preemptively scolded everyone about leaving Mass after Communion. Fewer people would do that if he'd stop adding more stuff to sing and recite at the end of Mass.

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@clhubes My oldest is 21 now and still a picky eater. Hates turkey. When he was was 6 or so he asked me what we were having for Thanksgiving dinner. When I said turkey, he yelled "What? We had turkey LAST Thanksgiving!" Today he ate rolls, mashed potatoes, and Caesar salad.

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@rabbiemilym @KayeSteinsapir Love this. I also have a weird thing about drawstrings on hoodies. I like the drawstring to match the fabric.

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@yellowrosey3 Nobody is a good Catholic. Welcome to the club!

[Claire Dalton Pak 🌻 @Claire_Pak0104]

@KayeSteinsapir Long past time.

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@Jolz_Aust Everyone's trust in God is incomplete 🙂

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@rgay Parker Posey?

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@DreamSong77 Marjorie Taylor Bure. Burn!

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@dr_seminnis Yeah he looks really sorry, too.

[Claire Dalton Pak 🌻 @Claire_Pak0104]

@RepJackKimble Oh don't be such a snowflake.

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@MeredithIreland No one thinks about the writers who need to avoid writing, do they?

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@MartinSLewis New follower. World Central Kitchen.

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@mfjlewis This made me lol

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@clhubes The statue would also smile all the time.

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@Lenniesaurus I say "excuse me" when I bump into a chair.

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@Yastreblyansky @borrelli4sos I feel like she might understand this already and is just pretending not to. Just a crazy hunch.

[Claire Dalton Pak 🌻 @Claire_Pak0104]

And I know that the refrigerator door is open because I opened it and I'm standing here cleaning out old leftovers. Stop yelling at me.

[Claire Dalton Pak 🌻 @Claire_Pak0104]

I'd like for all of my appliances to please shut up. I'll move the clean clothes from the washer to the dryer in my own good time TYVM.

[Claire Dalton Pak 🌻 @Claire_Pak0104]

If I forget about the coffee that I reheated in the microwave, that's on me. No need to shout.